Match Day Thread NUFC vs Chelski

[Geordie Ginola]

Their goalkeeper has apparently had 1 touch in the first half? Is that actually right?

 

[Roland Deschain]

What Tuchel said was this:

"Right, Bruce won his last game so will play EXACTLY the same way. So what we do is exploit the space out wide, and the fact Gayle is useless, Krafth worse, so just go at their left side."

That said, our team - even with the three injured lads - is just poor.

 

[Roland Deschain]

Their goalkeeper has apparently had 1 touch in the first half? Is that actually right?

Yep, and not a save.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

At least we have Joelinton to come on, no Giroud mind but close.

 

[Welshie]

I mean ye were off your ****ing rocker if you thought we'd get a result here.

Bruce is better suited assistant managing a butchers, while Tuchel is out analysing blades of grass before games.

Not hard to forsee the result

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

A save there by Keppa

Bookmarked

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

freekick to Newcastle 30 yards out

and saved

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Yet never when we play each other. If i was you i would spend the second half writing to ya MP to see if they can get Fulhams result last night changed

Yeah if only you could get back those glory days of when we played each other... but sadly that doesn't happen cos you're 2 divisions below us.

Is 2-0 halfway through the game indicative of a cricket score then? 2 runs after half the game played? Sounds like a Mackems cricket team that.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

A save there by Keppa

Bookmarked

freekick to Newcastle 30 yards out

and saved

All Newcastle now.

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

All Newcastle now.

for those 30 seconds it was all Newcastle

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

playing a bit better
but this is when we are most vulnerable

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

Almiron all one foot runs round in circles
Maximo takes on two many players instead of playing it
Gayle very quiet, but little service

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

Yet never when we play each other. If i was you i would spend the second half writing to ya MP to see if they can get Fulhams result last night changed

Actually that's not a bad idea, have you got any paper. Ahh....I forgot, you don't use it you dirty seat soiling bastards.

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[Charlie Dogscock]

They're playin' with us now, too easy for them.

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

Cisse and Ameobi warming up

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

Shelvey shoots from half way
Keppa saves

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

FFS

here comes Ameobi

 

[Julio]

Actually that's not a bad idea, have you got any paper. Ahh....I forgot, you don't use it you dirty seat soiling bastards.

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We use it to wipe horses tears away after they have been punched

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Urgh the commentator just called Gayle a "penalty box predator"... the buck-toothed spacer has barely had a touch, let alone been a predator.

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

We use it to wipe horses tears away after they have been punched

with the toilet roll that should be used when you **** in your seats