Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Drop one of the two oafs up front, Eze behind the oaf you leave on, Mitchell at left-back and push Van Aanholt forward. Townsend is mediocre but better than Ayew.

They’ve brought in this Mateta bloke who is just another Benteke/Batshuayi and can’t get in over either.

 

That's our aim

 

Our next 2 features are handy enough, 4 pts minimum.

 

He tried the Mitchell/van Aanholt thing against Leeds and they got battered.
I think that Milivojevic and Riedeweld as a midfield pairing just kills it.
Having said that, their alternatives aren't much more creative, even when they're fit.

 

Palace are just so dull. Can't wait til they get relegated.

 

I'm not arsed I'm im currently yacht hunting

 

Sailing to Turkey?

 

No mate got to wait fir end of lockdown

 

Doesn't look good for Mee.

 

Text me if you’re feeling low x

 

Don't want to talk about it but thanks hun x

 

He ain’t worth cryin ova hun x

 

What happened? I missed it. Looks pretty grim.

 

Just seen it. Got poleaxed. Ouch. KO'd.

 

Who by

 

So much for northerners being hard.

 

Where's he from

 

Manchesters the Midlands... Bunch of puffs

 

Chelsea and Man Utd? Yeah, you'll piss those mate...

 

I think it was Ayew. Didn't mean it, just caught him on the jaw with his shoulder, I think it was, while running past him.
Proper KO. Went down like he'd been hit by Tyson and he was out before he hit the ground.