He’ll be back to score against Fulham and Burnleh. Southgate will probably take him to the Euros over someone decent.
I reckon Sheff Utd could do them in the next round, Barnsley have shown how to do it, but just lack anything up front.
Probably has a collection of Airfix Heinkel and Meschershmidt bombers, but I doubt he’s much of an actual threat to anyone.
Only the local schools based on the volume of club merchandise he insists on wearing. And they’re all closed.