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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    33.3%
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  1. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Yeah the stoner community has zero impact on sars cov death rates.......whilst swimming in village ponds has accounted for two duck deaths and one terrapin badly injured by drunken idiots.

    toad aka Boris has refused to comment.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Work is ****ed, we lost 11 yesterday on early shift through track and trace.
    Now they are begging us all to do extra hours, the 2 faced ****s<laugh>
     
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    Had round 1 of the vaccine today. Back in April for round 2
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    thanks for that, who are you?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Speaking as a Newcastle supporter I think that would be a much more enjoyable day out.
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    And is it right the opposite is true in restaurants? That they make more on the alcohol (wine, spirits) than the food. Well not every time but proportionally?
     
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  7. Tobes

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    Depends on the restaurant and what they’re trying to pass off as a £25-30 bottle of vino I suppose mate.
     
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    When does this lockdown end you think? I need to get to Istanbul for the rest of my tits to be chopped out
     
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  9. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    They been back in touch now then mate?
     
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    Yesterday did a video call he's going to sort it out foc, but I can't get over there until lockdown ends... I had to put my foot down a bit, but all is well... Not sure how he ****ed it up tbh but that's just my luck
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Might be down to his surgical skills being honed carving donners? ... you want all the salads and hot chilli sauce with that, mate? <laugh>
     
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I’ve had my jab, my head hasn’t fallen off yet and I’m not finding myself more attracted to the products of Microsoft.
     
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  14. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Steve jobs snob
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Interesting guy, that Jobs. Bit of a **** by all accounts, but interesting.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Another day another dodgy contract.

     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Go on Sucky lad.
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats just one bro, I've seen at least 3 not including that one since this **** started.

    Govt Contracts handed to thier soggy biscuit Eton chums for donations.

    Aint on me anyways I don't vote for anyone. All ****s.
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I believe soggy biscuit plays a massive role in who is granted a contract 20 years later. Worth that short term pain I guess.
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I reckon you're right.
     
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