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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Drug squad surveillance cameras are targeting Pinky's gaff ... been tipped off that Matth is due to cross 'county lines' on the pretext of a holiday...

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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Can see the Po Po coming from the top of there.

    Im prepped
     
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    February 31st
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Matth just sent me a PM, which I'll paraphrase ... "Tell Ponky that if he's got the builders in, he can go **** himself, the stupid vegan surfing **** flap... " ...

    I think he might be a bit tense ... did United throw away a last gasp win or something ?
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    You sure he didn't mean to send that to you ?
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    No mate ... I don't do holiday lets ... the 45 mile walk to the beach tends to put the punters off ... and "Fosse" and "Ponky" aren't even phonetically close <whistle>
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    I was referring to the '**** flap' part <whistle>
     
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    Anyway, Leeds V Palace up later tonight. You never know what you are going to get with Leeds. They could win 5-0 or concede five.

    Hoping whatever they do tonight they wear themselves down to the bone before they play us at the weekend.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    Eze will make Bielsa wish he wasn’t ****ing born.
     
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    Eze is a cracking player, can look a bit lost in that Palace side at times though as there's not really a lot of quality around him. They are though a pretty dogged team Palace. Should be a good match up against Biesla's gung ho approach.
     
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    Dud game tonight

    c’mon Palace
     
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    Crystal Palace haven't won a game without Zaha. In fact they haven't scored a goal when he hasn't played.

    Surely Leeds can't fck this up.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    Again ... not even phonetically close <cheers>
     
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  14. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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  15. PINKIE

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    Leeds are so unpredictable though, they could make Palace look like Barca. Even without Zaha.

    Reckon Woy has got a fairly resilient and experienced team there, a bit surprised they aren't higher in the league tbh
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I was thinking the same. When you have stats like those for Palace, Leeds are probably the team you want to be playing...



    ...or Spurs <whistle>
     
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    Not even Woy’s dullness can stop this kid putting in the sort of performance that will have Yorkshire wives trembling in fear.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    From a wife beating ?

    Or from a seeing to from Eze's big black schlong ?*



    *I no longer endorse these comments now I'm not a racist
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    From a wife beating you sick bastard.
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    <laugh>

    That is much more acceptable I agree.
     
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