Never Again Food

This thread is shaping up as yet another award winning epic ER thread.
Hats off to The Toiler.

 

A few more that I'd rather not have:
rice pudding
parsnips
squid

 

Ask ER, he seems to know these things.

 

Broccoli is nicer than cauliflower

 

Plain as I am very macho.

 

It tickles the back of my throat

 

It makes you a **** who can't cook.

 

You already were one. This just reinforces your male induced bottom buffoonery.

No shame in that though.

 

Have the cauliflower with cheese sauce and you will like it. Goes great with a steak pie.

 

Tomatos and pizza ffs. Die asap.

 

Have you tried vegan pepperoni?

 

I will give it a try on your recommendation my good proddie mate.

 

I agree.

Broccoli is always very polite and courteous whereas Cauliflower can be somewhat obstreperous and insulting.

 

Take a guess.

 

I haven't either

Pepperoni is dried out pig anus and skin, no?

 

**** knows, probably, but it is great on a pizza.

 

Debatable

 

I read a book once- it had lots of words and hardly any pictures btw - that told a tale of how soldiers in the trenches would spend vast amounts of their time discussing food and cooking.
We are those soldiers lads.
No surrender.

 

Another food item that I was given as a child and have never had since. Prunes.

****ing foul.

The Devil's dried up gall stones in essence.

 

I don't mind either colour olive on my pizza and chilli pepper,hard to get a good pepperoni(ooh matron).