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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Well he won't be flying there ...
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Lockdown Duggie<laugh>
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Spouting nonsense on a forum under a fake name is pretty much silence.

    Moaning to your wife about it all falls under the same category.
     
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    The last paragraph is clear to see..... In the situation when a crime is committed they need a jury in a crown court.

    The later are just fines and forfeits which are a civil matter between the claimant and the accused..... People normally pay the fine and don't take it further which makes it a fruitful business to collect monies of the unwilling to fight it out types
     
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  5. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    I can't hear you dude
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Luckily you can read then.
     
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    All of the crimes he listed there, are criminal offences not civil.
     
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    Did he..... I'll not bother reading back but my apologies if I did not read it right.

    In my world is if its a fine its not a crime
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Yeah I seem to remember us doing this one before mate, with the ‘laws of the sea’ & the ‘freeman of the land’ stuff, that someone had told you was legally fool proof. Which in fact, has the same level of legal literacy as the Magna Carta stuff we’ve seen recently.
     
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    Yeah that's right nobody beats the system do they lol.....but fact is people do beat the system but its never a big enough story for mainstream coverage.
     
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    People don’t ‘beat the system’ with the ‘laws of the sea’, ‘freeman of the land’ and the Magna Carta piffle that I’ve seen put forward as supposed genuine ‘ways around’ the law. That’s simply a fact.
     
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    We will never agree on this dude so save your energy is my advice
     
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  13. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    My advice.
    Don’t get the Covid jab.

    Having an immune response to a non lethal vaccine. Feel a little bit sore today.

    skip your dose, let me get my second sooner then you will know sooner if I have the same immune response and survive. If I do you will know the first does is safe yall.
     
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    You enjoy fella.
     
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  15. Tobes

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    We don’t need to agree on it though mate, as my legal facts on the subject don’t have equivalence with your tall stories from the factory on this issue.

    If anyone should be handing out advice here it’s me btw mate, as if you’re ever daft enough to try and defend yourself in a court of law with any of those urban myths, you’ll come completely unstuck, as they’re legally illiterate. You’re welcome. <ok>
     
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    Sounds like a plan ...

    As to alleviating your current symptoms, SAGE are saying that a large stick of celery, dipped in ghost chilli oil, inserted into your anus and pushed up as far as you can, will completely block out any feelings of discomfort from a first Covid jab ... try it and let us know if it works... oh and SAGE are also advising that you ensure the celery is thoroughly rinsed in cold water if you are intending to consume it after the treatment <ok>

    Stay In - Save The NHS - Wash Celery
     
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    OK dude whatever floats you boat.... On land
     
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    You forget the sing happy birthday twice when washing the celery..... Oh and go for a swim in the local village pond.... Let's not forget that important one
     
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    Problem there for Peej ... in his village they already have him 'labelled' ... <whistle>
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    @Tobes

    please log in to view this image
     
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