If it's 9-0 I'll be removing Bruce's spleen with some plastic salad tongs ... some things just shouldn't be tampered with ...
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If it's 9-0 I'll be removing Bruce's spleen with some plastic salad tongs ... some things just shouldn't be tampered with ...
If Bruce goes back to parking the bus you might be able to nick something.
Classic smash & grab 2nd half
We're due a right good hiding....
Bruce will bore the **** out us is well be 2-0 then he'll have a go, but Everton will pick us off and it'll end 4-0 or something
If Bruce goes back to parking the bus you might be able to nick something.
Classic smash & grab 2nd half
Goes back too?
If Bruce goes back to parking the bus you might be able to nick something.
Classic smash & grab 2nd half
Don't insult us
Bruce plays five at the back while simultaneously acknowledging that we have a CB crisis, through loaning out on of our best players and the rest being injured. Then we have two wing backs, more suited to bombing down the wings with pace as opposed to sitting in a back five.
So we then have to take Matt Ritchie, a winger, and Isaac Hayden a CDM and place them on the left and right respectively.
We can't play defensive with the players that the disgusting rancid fat imbecile signed. He has no idea how to utilise a modern right or left back, so we are floundering with the constant quote "we are trying to figure out how to play with a solid defense and link it up with the attack."
Translated as "we are trying to figure out the game called football, as I am more in crime novels myself."
Shoot the fat ****.
**** Bruce, he's a ****ing imbecile.
I've never heard such utter ****e dribble out the mouth of a sane person
he should be locked in an insane asylum scribbling out formations in his own **** on the wall
If they park the bus we’ll dismantle them. They’d be far better served having a go and being brave enough to play their quick forwards and leaving them up the pitch when we’re attacking.If Bruce goes back to parking the bus you might be able to nick something.
Classic smash & grab 2nd half
Away win coming up...
Bound to happen now
If Carlo Ancelotti loses to Steve Bruces Newcastle he should hand in all his medals because he's a bullshit artist.
Think we might aswel try and go after teams now... What he's doing isn't working and we looked OK with max Fraser and Almiron behind Wilson when he went for it vs leeds.. , but given the opposition and knowing bruve he's aiming to be no more than a goal down and having a go late on.
That's the last 30 mins.
Before that they'll look to frustrate you...they don't have the legs in midfield to do as you suggest for the full 90
Sorry, I forgot to mention he's not only an imbecile but also a massive coward. So, having a go simply isn't in his DNA.
He wouldn't come at you if you were threatening to murder his entire family with safety scissors.
Sorry, I forgot to mention he's not only an imbecile but also a massive coward. So, having a go simply isn't in his DNA.
He wouldn't come at you if you were threatening to murder his entire family with safety scissors.
I don't think he'd even realise
We've had some proper **** at Newcastle, but Bruce takes the absolute cake. Quite literally in his case I imagine.
He is not only bad at his job, but also a massive pussy and while being a massive pussy he is also a bare faced liar, petty and vindictive when he want's to be. He's pretty much what everyone would describe as a ****ing rancid boss or coworker.
And pundits scratch their overpaid heads because they just can't quite figure out why it's not working right now, must be the players. Ye. **** off you pricks.
they should make me manager
we lose every game, it actually can't be any worse. I can actually say without even joking I would do just as good a job as a premier league manager
That's the last 30 mins.
Before that they'll look to frustrate you...they don't have the legs in midfield to do as you suggest for the full 90
If they sit in for 60 mins, the game will be over before the last 30. I hope Bruce thinks like you tbh.
You're right Jammy is speaking like a ****ing Redknapp for Christ sake.
They 100% have the legs to go for it a full game, they've done it plenty of times. They simply don't have the interest nor the instruction to go about it.
If Bruce changes from the back five, plays a formation that allows for us to use pace on the ball, allows Hayden to play in the middle to add some tackling and tracking to our midfield, we will have a much better chance to absorb some pressure and hit you on the counter. If he plays a formation we simply do not have the players for, we will lose by 5 goals. You'll simply turn our wings inside out and pick out whatever pass you like.