Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Course not.

 

it all depends on the next 45

 

Did Klopp’s dentures fall out during the fracas?

 

Yeah he seems highly strung at the moment. He's probably currently stood in the dressing room now in front of "the boys" having an angry w*nk with tears streaming down his face whilst yelling in pain at them that he just wants them to carry on as they are and they'll be fine.

 

Dyche stole his teeth, spat in his face and called his mother a whore.


According to luv anyway.

 

Firminho helping him out whilst the rest singing

‘you’ll never **** alone’

 

that works in fairness, don't even need to change the words:

"hold your head up high"

 

**** on, **** on, with your cock in your hand and you'll never **** alone! You'll never **** alone!

 

I reckon that tragic board needs obliterated if they lose this.

 

They won't. They're about to bring penalty on.

 

I really want Burnley to hang on for a point, just so I can watch Klopp have another meltdown.

 

#PrayforWilder

 

@astro will be writing complex formulae to pivot tonight’s data to show how VAR supporting Liverpool has stopped them scoring goals but 0-0 should be awarded 3 points backdated to about this time last year.

 

How the **** is that not a yellow for Thiago? ****ing Scouse ref.

 

Guess you'll never know eh? Would still be funny to see Klopp getting twatted though eh?

 

95th minute penalty to Burnley and Klopp banned for a month for biting the 4th official

 

I'm tired of managers like Klopp, who want to turn football into the same format as F1, boring perfect conditions, with everything monitored by a camera.

Football was meant to be played in all weathers, on pitches as rough as shhite, with players out injured or just tired out, through too many games, it tested you at all extremes - which is what sport is supposed to be about. But now they just seek perfection, with a 100% fit players knocking it about on a slick pitch, protected from the elements, fooking wan5ers.

 

Trent

Done like a ****ing kipper there.

 

Now that I've got to see.

 

Unfortunately I just can't see Liverpool scoring here