ARSCRY has to be the best fixture abbreviation in the PL. It’s also coincidentally a great way of describing Sucky’s favourite pastime.
The pinnacle of Pussyole. In fact I’m going to retract the offer now, and I’ll frame this embarrassment for eternity. Ryan Pussyole Cumbucket Temz Rodent RIP
A gamble by definition involves money ... this is a 'wager' where the only risk is to ego, not financial ...