Sucky going round chomping over every fake stat, cos he’s in full Rattle mode in preparation for Sunday. If we beat them the tweets Sucky is gonna reach for will be from the very bottom of the barrel, Howard Webb will be coming back from the dead
Liverpool fan logic #1759563 Liverpool were the best team evvalar don’t even question it lar. But City lost Kompany. Shutuplar **** all to do wiv Kompany, we are just the best evvelar. But he was their captain and leader Shutup Lar Bobby an Trent lar, best evvelar. FFWD 8 months Ey Lar weed be fuccxhken runnen away wiv this league if Veeergy wasn’t injured lar.
Right @Suckmyklopp lets have it. United win I get your username for a week Liverpool win you get mine for a week Draw we get eachother’s.
Chomping on 16 mini bags of Haribo before going on FM21 to try and soothe his plastic Kopite soul, but loses to Barnsley in the Cup and sets fire to his tramp slippers.
He’ll up the ante to try proving he’s more of a man, despite the fact that we all know he takes Tariq’s big hairy nudger every time he misses a tick payment.