What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

[Sucky]

looks brilliant......

Too late for pics, murdered that in seconds

 

[Peej]

Too late for pics, murdered that in seconds

no pics, so it was ****.

 

[Sucky]

no pics, so it was ****.

My poachies are the stuff of legend mate.

 

[Peej]

My poachies are the stuff of legend mate.

like unicorns, nobody has ever seen one. Make believe.

 

[Sucky]

like unicorns, nobody has ever seen one. Make believe.

But they have, many many times.

Im often asked.. "Sucky man when you cooking those banging poachies again?"

I be like "chill bitch"

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

like unicorns, nobody has ever seen one. Make believe.

Sucky’s poached eggs are like Spencer Oliver’s.

 

[Sucky]

Sucky’s poached eggs are like Spencer Oliver’s.

Cba googling who that is.

Im guessing he's a famous poacher of eggs tho

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Cba googling who that is.

Im guessing he's a famous poacher of eggs tho

It was just mocking the Justin Bieber gag.

 

[Peej]

Cba googling who that is.

Im guessing he's a famous poacher of eggs tho

putting an egg in water

and people here are trying to cure meat and make Chinese dumplings.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Looks ok that. Is it upside down?

No idea mate

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

I know nothing about making cakes, but that looks good to me.

I put vegan ****ing butter in it, because I’m a stupid thick ****

 

[Sucky]

I put vegan ****ing butter in it, because I’m a stupid thick ****

You must be. having vegan butter in the gaff ffs

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

You must be. having vegan butter in the gaff ffs

I don’t mate. Went to the supermarket and just picked the first thing that said unsalted and flora. Raging

 

[brb]

I put vegan ****ing butter in it, because I’m a stupid thick ****

Wtf is vegan butter.

Although I do avoid cheese and in part butter myself. I use olive spread so assume that is ok for vegans. I do eat meat btw.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Wtf is vegan butter.

Although I do avoid cheese and in part butter myself. I use olive spread so assume that is ok for vegans. I do eat meat btw.

I’m like you, I rarely use butter so it’s a foreign part of the aisle for me.

they wrap the **** like it’s butter though

 

[Tobes]

Single man bakes a cream sponge on a Sunday.

2021 just keeps on giving.

 

[Sucky]

I’m like you, I rarely use butter so it’s a foreign part of the aisle for me.

they wrap the **** like it’s butter though

This is a problem for me.

Too many of these fake foods trying to fool people.

Meatless sausages = call em summin else.

Quorn mince = **** off

Facon = actually kill yourself

Its not right and often too similar.

You dont wana eat meat but you have to eat meatless sausages and Quorn mince or Facon rashers tho init. Everything about those names screams "I'm dying for some animal carcass"

Dickheads

 

[Peej]

This is a problem for me.

Too many of these fake foods trying to fool people.

Meatless sausages = call em summin else.

Quorn mince = **** off

Facon = actually kill yourself

Its not right and often too similar.

You dont wana eat meat but you have to eat meatless sausages and Quorn mince or Facon rashers tho init. Everything about those names screams "I'm dying for some animal carcass"

Dickheads

Just have poached fegs

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Single man bakes a cream sponge on a Sunday.

2021 just keeps on giving.

So ****ing true

 

[Sucky]

So ****ing true

Its not too bad if you're planning on fuking the cake jim