What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Too late for pics, murdered that in seconds

 

no pics, so it was ****.

 

My poachies are the stuff of legend mate.

 

like unicorns, nobody has ever seen one. Make believe.

 

But they have, many many times.

Im often asked.. "Sucky man when you cooking those banging poachies again?"

I be like "chill bitch"

 

Sucky’s poached eggs are like Spencer Oliver’s.

 

Cba googling who that is.

Im guessing he's a famous poacher of eggs tho

 

It was just mocking the Justin Bieber gag.

 

putting an egg in water

and people here are trying to cure meat and make Chinese dumplings.

 

No idea mate

 

I put vegan ****ing butter in it, because I’m a stupid thick ****

 

You must be. having vegan butter in the gaff ffs

 

I don’t mate. Went to the supermarket and just picked the first thing that said unsalted and flora. Raging

 

Wtf is vegan butter.

Although I do avoid cheese and in part butter myself. I use olive spread so assume that is ok for vegans. I do eat meat btw.

 

I’m like you, I rarely use butter so it’s a foreign part of the aisle for me.

they wrap the **** like it’s butter though

 

Single man bakes a cream sponge on a Sunday.

2021 just keeps on giving.

 

This is a problem for me.

Too many of these fake foods trying to fool people.

Meatless sausages = call em summin else.

Quorn mince = **** off

Facon = actually kill yourself

Its not right and often too similar.

You dont wana eat meat but you have to eat meatless sausages and Quorn mince or Facon rashers tho init. Everything about those names screams "I'm dying for some animal carcass"

Dickheads

 

Just have poached fegs

 

So ****ing true

 

Its not too bad if you're planning on fuking the cake jim