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  1. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    I just dropped a beauty, don't it make yer brown eye blue.
     
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    StJabbo1, Dec 26, 2020
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  2. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Blame the dog.
     
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    saintrichie123, Dec 26, 2020
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  3. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    I tried that but Mrs Jab told me we haven't got a dog.
     
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    StJabbo1, Dec 27, 2020
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  4. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    We had a canary years ago, I used to blame her ......wife never believed me <laugh>
     
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    saintrichie123, Dec 27, 2020
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  5. Welsh Saint

    Welsh Saint Well-Known Member

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    I’ve just been kicked out of the front room because of mine...my 8 year old is heaving
     
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    Welsh Saint, Dec 27, 2020
  6. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    An 8 year old child I take it, not something you've had brewing for 8 years
     
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  7. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I’m surprised the poor canary survived, so I suppose being blamed unfairly was a bonus really!
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Dec 27, 2020
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  8. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Saints_Alive, Dec 27, 2020
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  9. tiggermaster

    tiggermaster Well-Known Member

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    Is that an x canary?
     
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    tiggermaster, Dec 27, 2020
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  10. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This canary is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CANARY!!
     
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    Saints_Alive, Dec 27, 2020
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  11. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    I really cannot understand why we are talking about wind. Wasn't the 110 mph we had yesterday enough for you? Don't pass much these days I just give it away................
     
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    Beddy, Dec 28, 2020
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  12. SotonOldBoy

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    Three rules for getting old;
    Never pass a bathroom
    Never trust a fart
    Never waste an erection
     
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    SotonOldBoy, Dec 28, 2020
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  13. SaintinNZ

    SaintinNZ Well-Known Member

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    How about we add

    Always derail a thread with puns
    If no pun is available do farts
     
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    SaintinNZ, Dec 28, 2020
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  14. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Farts and fart puns are probably better than the normal fish ones.

    When they start I cannot sea the ray of light ahead.
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Dec 28, 2020
  15. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    You still Carping on?
     
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    Beddy, Dec 29, 2020
  16. Osvaldorama

    Osvaldorama Well-Known Member

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    I hate this plaice sometimes
     
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    Osvaldorama, Dec 29, 2020
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  17. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Yes it can be a bit fishy at times. I too Hake it at times.....
     
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    Beddy, Dec 29, 2020
  18. saintrichie123

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    Pollocks
     
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    saintrichie123, Dec 29, 2020
  19. tiggermaster

    tiggermaster Well-Known Member

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    I'll raise with a grayling... he talks a load of pollocks...
     
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    tiggermaster, Dec 29, 2020
  20. fatletiss

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    Come on guys, we’re about to sign Diego Costa on a free and you’re talking fish puns. Show some sole here and get a couple of squid on him signing in January, unless I’m not herring things right and salmon is having me on.
     
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    fatletiss, Dec 29, 2020
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