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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Nov 20, 2020.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

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    I sometimes make a joke out of how bad a wrapping job I can do.


    My wife asked for a new measuring jug for Christmas. Which is obviously a crappy Christmas gift... So I got her one and deliberately did a terrible job wrapping it, I even have the handle sticking out unwrapped. It's very obvious what it is before opening and the wrapping job deliberately the shoddiest I could manage.

    The surprise though is I did actually put a piece of jewelry inside the measuring jug so she will think haha... Shoddy measuring jug gift but get a nice surprise when she unwraps it.
     
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    THAT WASN'T ME, HONEST!


    Oh, wrapping, not raping!

    No, definitely not that.
     
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    I save several of the small Amazon boxes and the air packs they ship stuff with. I put awkward presents in those boxes and wrap them...
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Who’s the gnome for @Chief?

    Can’t think of a time when I’d ever want a gnome tbh. I know it’s not for me btw.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah was just thinking that.

    somebody’s in for a treat this Xmas
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    His Mrs is expecting a pair of Louboutins and Chief’s been down the garden centre for a decorative clay figurine <laugh>
     
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    Lol. If he really cared he’d have bought her a large garden gnome.
     
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    Gnomes are boss...

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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Christmas eve chilli and some mulled cider on the go.

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    Have a great Christmas Sisu.

    Agree about living it through the kid, the best Christmas's are <ok>

    As for the TV, I'll be catching The Midnight Sky on Netflix a little later. Might be worth watching if it's out there as well.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Had to order the ****er on line, they cost a bomb.

    Anyway, the kids (my daughter and my Mrs) wanted to do Christmas dinner secret Santa this year.

    Tenner tops, complete secret and try to be original. (it was sixteen quid delivered mind)

    The gnome is mine to my father in law.

    My mother got me, which means I won't get anything! <wah>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Enjoy dude :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    The Blacksticks Blue trumps it I reckon.
     
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    I have notified the GGLF of your transgressions.
     
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    I've never tried it (or heard of it tbh) Is it similar? I always get Roquefort.

    There's another cheese called Port Salut which is one of my faves.
     
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    Is that anything like Port Sluts. Buy 'em a bottle of Bristol's and their knickers fall off.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <laugh>

    Aye I like to spread them on my crackers and munch.
     
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    It's like a Shropshire blue.

    It's also soft like Roquefort. Just really like it, not as strong as a Stilton. Got some pickled walnuts for with the cheeses, absolute must have addition.
     
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