Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Heathen.

 

Can you imagine Comm on a packed Tube train.

He'd ****ing blow within 30 seconds

 

Nothing wrong with darts.

 

I mean the world champion is currently defending his title dressed as The Grinch but you’re wrong.

 

The only "sport" with fat people is sumo wrestling mate.

 

Kin ell, not you n'all ?

Darts should be banned for being as boring as ****, along with Snooker and Test Cricket.

 

I can see him now ordering his almond milk latte and happily paying £4.50.

 

Tbf I've seen some of Comm's cooking and I can't see him doing this...

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Test cricket yes. Snooker and darts? GTFO.

 

It's like I'm in a room with a bunch of 25 stone Northerners.

 

There are fat golfers.

 

I'd rate them both about as interesting as watching Equestrian mate.

 

The darts is boss, snooker is dull unless you’re playing it, and even then.......test cricket, not really my bag, but I get why people like it.

 

Deffo, he wouldn't even get that far I reckon... he'd snap when he came across the 6 foreigners taking up the machine and a staff member giving each one after the other a full training course in how to buy a ticket instead of doing it for em.


That would be the moment

 

This is what happens when you spend too much time in fields instead of pubs.

 

All of those sports are fun to play. But as a spectator sport. Nah not for me.

Don't mind one day cricket. But when you see 70 year old's asleep in the crowd clutching a copy of the Telegraph, it tells you everything you need to know about how entertaining Test Cricket is.

 

Youre assuming he wouldn't kick off before that when the barrista wants to know his name for the cup

 

Darts was only good because of sid... once he died I've never watched it

 

I do find old rocks interesting, so point taken

 

Bare Jimmy tarbuck lookin mofos init