Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I got more than enough fingers to slap you tobes and Roy up at the same time..

But I look at Roy now, liking posts from Tobes and you after you both hounded the lad all summer over the takeover, and I see one of those mistreated dogs, walking around jumping at any sudden noises, tail between its legs, ears down.


Was just asking him what's happened to him.

A year ago he'd have told you both to do one and taken full advantage of being on the same pts as Don Carlos Everton today, but nah, you beat him down that much he's lost his fight.

Did you think I was asking him for back up?

 

Yeah, a sad call for help.

 

Next!

Put some effort in or **** off til Tobes comes back. Least he trys a bit.

 

there again going by the fist 20 mins it might be less fun than WBA v Toon .

 

You’re not still crying about likes are you bro?

Oh mate, I obvs cut you deeper than I thought earlier, as you’re still on the spin cycle.

As it goes, me and @captain wrong have always had good banter, goes back years to Mafia games on here. You know nowt bro. I’ve rattled him plenty of times like, but he knows we’re sound.

 

Well that was quick

Off the old man's lads have a good one

 

See you tomorrow mate, you’ll be able to take the piss after our inevitable defeat later, so that’ll give you something to look forward to

Don’t give your old man any of those left over pills, you barmy little ****

 

Managers tactics are stinking the league out today

 

You do have a point about Roy

Man has had his spine removed along with those tits.

Tis a crying shame

 

@Suckmyklopp

I liked one of your posts to stop you crying

Look I've had good banter with everyone on here man and there's been times when things didn't go so well, but thats lead to forming some better bonds and actually me being less petty so Stfu you little c*ck squeek.

 

Losing to a team that didn't have a shot. ****'s sake!
Cracking header, to be fair:

Keeper had no chance.

 

You going to let him get away with chatting to you like this @Suckmyklopp - people could start thinking you're a soft target #Matth2

 

If he fails to take the olive branch I'll be forced to get uppety on his arse .. He hates that

 

Reminds me of our game at home to Sheff U last season, we had 70% possession had 16 shots, they had 2, with only 1 on target & won 0-2.

 

Sevilla had 76% possession, rather bizarrely. 8 shots, 0 on target.
634 passes to 199. 88% pass accuracy.
Tippy tappy football taken to the extreme of not actually shooting, by the looks of it.

 

This is taking far longer than it should.

 

Penalty to Utd. Again. That's soft as ****.
Offside. VAR to the rescue. City must be confused.

 

**** you VAR. we all want a Ole win, keep him at the wheel.

 

VAR though...

 

A nice draw wouldn't go amiss.