You probably told me before tbh.
Mate of mine teaches in a primary, says he'd never do secondary schools, don't blame him some of the **** we put teachers through at school were horrific
We had a French supply teacher once, she left the room to go get the TV and video trolly things you got in schools back then from another class, one of us decided it was good idea to pile up every table and chair against the door, when she came back she obviously couldnt get in, we all just laughed at her while she pleaded with us to undo our handy work, no one did and off she went to get the head.
So we all put the **** back in seconds like an episode of changing rooms, head came in and all was normal, she was livid, grassed us all up and the head had everyone in that class in his office at the end of the day..... All 24 of us or summin.
He Said "whos idea was it to barracde the class?" no one answered.... "right ok.... He counted our heads and pointed at one of us and said" pick a number between 1 and 24. And went through all of us...
Then after he counted us up he said "that's how many days you'll be going home for" I picked 5 and we all got suspended. And I mean everyone for the number they picked.