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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    At least you’re trying mate.
     
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  2. BobbyD

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    yeah, its all them foreign languages where i'm assuming half of the black colours are very close to negro which is obviously a very racist word.

    Hell, in mandarin when you're thinking or if you want to say "this one" or "you", they say "ne ga" which basically sounds like ******
     
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  3. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    I thought we were the ones who didn't like playing on Saturday morning? The lengths Uniturd will go to get out of doing that next Spring. <doh>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sound, I’ll go to bed then.

    Goodnight Roy.
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    I think he's saying why you say ******.

    He heard

    Alu negru

    All a big misunderstanding it appears
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    Might as well call it a draw after United got beat.
     
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  7. brb

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    I'd agree, I think you are right it's a language miscommunication, where languages use various forms of the N word (I assume from Latin) to describe the colour black.
     
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  8. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Trying to hold my ****ing sides together at the moment, to be honest. :biggrin:
     
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  9. Blueman

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    Right I'm off. See you in a few days. Night all.
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    You'll have to get used to it mate.. The more you lose the less anybody gives a ****... You're no longer their concern
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    So, what's happened here is:

    The Assistant has gone to the first official "it's the black guy," obviously they speak the same language and "black guy" sounds like negro as it does in a whole ****ing lot of languages.

    The assistant, already about to receive a red card by the looks, goes ballistic, barely being able to actually speak English and starts screaming at the assistant.

    Demba Ba in that clip is being explained that the referee referred to him as "the black guy" and is then arguing that "well, white people aren't referred to as white guys" which is a complete lie and he's trying to save face.

    Demba Ba to be knight by Queen Liz in two months time for his defence of the minorities.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    PSG will want it played as they will top the group if they win.
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    That's bang on
     
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  14. remembercolinlee

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    Tbh I really wanna take the piss...but being a spur I know it'll just backfire and stzmp on my nuts when we return to ****
    *sigh*
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    you know this whole self deprecation thing from Spurs fans is really starting to get emo

    i preferred the toffees jizzing their pants after a few games tbh
     
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  16. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    I'd never refer to Demba Ba as 'That black guy'. I just call him 'That ****ing ****', for some reason... <cry>
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Can Neymar really be arsed though after shagging his sister all night tonight?
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    That'll happen anyway so get it in there while you can

    Saving private ryan.. The guy they let go only comes back and kills one of them later on
     
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  19. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    **** me, I'd never realised that before - is that the guy they let go - after a fight - when they overrun the machine gun nest? :shocked:
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    The guy begs for his life then later on he kills the guy that spared him slowly with a knife
     
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