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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by lifecheshirewhite, Feb 25, 2020.

  1. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Public must be warned "Not to swallow hand sanitiser"

    Why does that not surprise me?
     
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    Guy in Asda, this morning said he was a carer and was expecting to get his covid jab pretty soon. Then he told that a side effect could be ladies becoming sterile. Now me being a dater it's handy to know that. Who starts these daft rumours anyway. When he got to put his stuff on the belt he was told to pull his mask up from his neck. Some bloody professional he was.
     
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    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Ive had a Scotch egg, so im immune from the sniffles
     
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    This is the second reference to scotch eggs today. What's the story?
     
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  5. OLOF

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    If you go in the pub and have a substantial meal with your pint you wont get the Batflu, and according to these ****in thick ****s running the show a scotch egg is a substantial meal, just shows you how these privileged ****s are out of touch with the average prole
     
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  6. FORZA LEEDS

    FORZA LEEDS Well-Known Member

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    At my local the landlord bought a load of cheap frozen pizzas. He tells his customers (the ones he knows) if they just want a few drinks and no food, to say to any rozzers that come in that they've ordered pizza. If they check in the kitchen they'll find the pizzas already in the oven :biggrin:
     
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    and that is why your country is in a bit of a state...:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Shaks I don't think having a pizza will make you less likely to contract bat flu <doh> agreed it's in a state, but that's because of of the virtue-signalling woke ****s.

    They're also the reason most European countries are in a state....including yours :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  9. Irishshako

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    I was taking the piss Essex....:grin: But when the main news headlines are about scotched eggs, there is something wrong. I think we've actually handled the covid better than a lot of countries, we're either first or second in Europe with the lowest cases I think.<ok>
     
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    That's because the Irish don't go around getting pissed <whistle> seriously though you have a lower percentage of ethnics in your population with their **** immune systems, sometimes 15 of them living in a 3-bed house <doh>
     
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    We've loads of the feckers Essex and we've only a small population.:grin:
     
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    Gotcha. Thanks, we don't have anything like this, but I have read reports of 'substantial' meals. Ta!
     
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    I think they've determined that a Scotch Egg isn't a substantial meal, unless you have at least one deep fried Mars bar for dessert.
     
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  14. ristac

    ristac Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Beth Rigby and Kay Burley breaking Covid rules at a birthday bash. Burley pulled off air until January at least, Karma or a lesson learned at least for those two I hope.
     
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    Hopefully off air permanently. The hypocrites were quick enough to criticise anyone who broke Covid rules, then they do the same thing themselves.

    Typical left wing scum.
     
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    Delighted. Hate that ****ing presenter.<grr>
     
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    Tier 3 where I am from Wednesday <grr> ffs
     
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    Bad timing with Arsenal, Fulham and West Ham all playing on Wednesday night!
     
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    That’s a shame :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  20. lifecheshirewhite

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    I see the leader of the frogs has covid and has been hugging lots of EU leaders against social distancing, couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.
     
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