They registered, but you are right that they were low quality chances (between 0.2 and 0.3 v Bristol, and between 0.1 and 0.2 v Stoke). Those values imply that "the average striker" would likely have converted at most one out of the four, and certainly not all four. But before saying that illustrates how "clinical" Teemu is, note that the xG values of Emi's two goals in those same matches were in the same range (0.2--0.3). I don't think anyone would describe Emi as "a clinical finisher", so my question remains: What exactly is "a clinical finisher"?What I mean is that some of his goals (Brizzle City for example) have been finished quite spectacularly. Those chances would barely have registered in xG. Don't forget we are not a high scoring high conceding team this season unlike 18/19. I still think that he may reach 30 this season.
I'm reminded of the art critic Ruskin's response to the titled lady who, attending an exhibition of paintings by Turner, described the artist's work as being in poor taste."Madam", replied Ruskin, "it is not Turner's taste that is in question".The only stats that concern me are the final score, how many points we have got and where that number of points leaves us in the table. The only other stats that remotely interest me are the number of attempts and the number of those on target. As for the rest - what is that expression about where the sun don't shine !!!

Mathematics is also beautiful, and science as dependent on creativity and imagination as any form of art. The point is that both art and science offer enrichment to our lives by increasing our understanding. What is it about football fans that sees so many determined to impoverish themselves?So now statistics have been raised to the level of an art form. The 'beautiful game' is becoming irrelevant - we can now have a Fantasy League of statistical expectations and do without the football altogether.
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Just like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil - very creative and imaginative and enriched his life no end
Only carrowcanario was interested enough to reply, opting for 2. In fact it is 1. The impression that Emi is amongst the most fouled-against players in the league maybe derives from the number of times he thinks he's been fouled but hasn't! All that sitting on the ground waving his arms while play continues around him.Here's a question. In which of these "leader boards" does Emi feature in the top 10 in this season's Championship?
1. Players committing the most fouls
2. Most fouled-against players
Answers could be 1, 2, both or neither

I'm reminded of the art critic Ruskin's response to the titled lady who, attending an exhibition of paintings by Turner, described the artist's work as being in poor taste."Madam", replied Ruskin, "it is not Turner's taste that is in question".
So you are likening our responses to your endless stat attack to a entitled ladies response to a Turner painting exhibition? Sorry robbie, I have now got to the point of having to put you on ignore. Your endless use of stats to evaluate all aspects of our performances is boring beyond belief. It would not be so bad if amongst your stat led posts you actually posted about your feelings about our team and players, but they never get a mention. Goodbye.I'm reminded of the art critic Ruskin's response to the titled lady who, attending an exhibition of paintings by Turner, described the artist's work as being in poor taste."Madam", replied Ruskin, "it is not Turner's taste that is in question".
Comments like this are why i keep coming back here over the years. This place is classier than a royal garden party.
A champagne post bengaluru -- certainly raised the bar for your Saturday MDT! 
So my Match Day threads were not to your liking.A champagne post bengaluru -- certainly raised the bar for your Saturday MDT!
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There was nothing implied about your threads at all Bure. Just saying that bengaluru had made things more difficult for himself. I'm grateful to all who take on the MDT -- else I might have to do it myself!So my Match Day threads were not to your liking.
That in fact is a complement.
I would be really upset if I was in step with you.

There was nothing implied about your threads at all Bure. Just saying that bengaluru had made things more difficult for himself. I'm grateful to all who take on the MDT -- else I might have to do it myself!![]()
Wouldn't this comment be more appropriate on the relevant MDT thread?If only all the difficulty i face was as easy as making a MDT!
(Admittedly i did initially get the time wrong. And the date. But i got the teams right. That counts for something...)
are on duty this arvo!I thought this was a forum for discussing football in general and NCFC in particular, not an agony aunt column. I support our team and every single one of our players; I'm not required to slavver over them as well.It would not be so bad if amongst your stat led posts you actually posted about your feelings about our team and players, but they never get a mention.
