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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Lol my stepdad hasnt had much luck.

    I was too old and too "bro you aint my dad..." for him to have a shot. My Brother played 5 mins and said he ****ing hated it, but third times the charm my youngest bro seems to actually enjoy it.

    I say to myself now, i aint gonna bother, but im sure when ive got one or two norwegian kiddies running about it will be another story.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Mine will be signed up and have me in a big gaff by 11 or he/she's out the fukin door.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    <laugh> good luck mate

    Be a John Terry type your lad for sure, no Mane scrubbing his church toilets.

    I told my stepdad before i left the country, drunk, that before slotting us all into sports he could try just being a nice person for 15 mins. Den we'd give it a shot. Mans a ****ing bellend

    He got offended for some reason <laugh>
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I had one of those dickheads bruv, but my mum knew I was never having that **** so he never bothered with me cos I let him know that we wouldn't be friends from day one but civil I can do if you leave me the **** alone stay out of my business and that. <laugh>

    My one had me in court for slapping him up when I was 17 after he stuck his hands on me in some moment of madness when I was raging with my old dear, I remember when he did my old dear just grabbed him. And said "what did you do"<laugh> cos she knew I'd been waiting for that for while and tbf I only grabbed him and let him know that was a mistake, it was after that when he phoned the police while I was in the house when he really ****ed up <laugh> done 120hrs for assault but made them put me on house curfew round my birds instead on some medical bs so was fully worth it.

    Hes a **** I hate his name to this day<laugh>
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I hate mine with a passion to be honest, but he weren't no ****ing wimp. Man's 6ft 5 and built like a brick ****house, complete ****ing bully, just tried to take over the entire family. Luckily for all of us he's a contractor and ****s off for long periods of time, but before I left I just had this dutch courage and told him exactly how it was. Didn't lay a finger on me.

    major reason i left the country in fact, speak to my brother daily and see it all repeating, poor lad.

    what can ye do, some toxic ****ing humans around. But I know for a fact how I won't treat my kids eh
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    The people our mums let hit that eh.

    Pricks <rofl>
     
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  7. Tobes

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    Only you’ve got another game on Tuesday so how does a 4.30 game on Sunday help like?

    He was just cry arsing about **** all tbh, would having the 3 pm slot have made any significant difference, 2 1/2 hrs ffs?
     
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  8. JohnTheFox

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    I don’t think the problem is having the technology but the twats running it, the rules themselves and the frequency it is used within a game. I thought it’d be brought in to address absolute shocking decisions (as Maradona has been in the news let’s use hand of god as an example). It seems they have been constantly changing the rules for the last couple of years because they can use VAR. Leave the handball rules as they used to be and stop analysing borderline offsides and the technology really wouldn’t be used much and wouldn’t be centre of attention.
     
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  9. JohnTheFox

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    Oh and Klopp needs to give over whining about everything, it’s a bad look. I used to like him and think he was a breath of fresh air but he’s the worst for it now. Picking out and naming Chris Wilder was one of the most classless things I have seen from a manager. Also given on Wednesday they were at home makes his argument less valid. No doubt if they had been on a later slot or today he’d be moaning it’s too close to the CL game this week....
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    Some relatively important prem games today but looking forward more to Barnet v Franchise Nonces FC in the cup.

    My grandparents lived not far from Underhill so used to go there a bit.
     
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  11. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Brilliant use of VAR. wellbeck was clever drawing the kick from Robertson.
     
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  12. remembercolinlee

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    So was Keegan mate ... but he still made a dick of himself.

    On a serious note...yeah, i know, wrong board for that kind of thing...he remsined calm the year you struggled after failing to get VVD and you lost the CL final. He remained calm when you got 95 points but came second and beat us to win the CL and remained calm when the league ended for lockdown....and that was reflected in the team.
    This season he seems all over the place and that too is reflected in the team.
    I genuinely wonder if he is burning out cos he is so intense and needs a break.

    I like Klopp normally but he has become seriously ****ing whiney.

    He even moaned about Brighton "over watering" the pitch yesterday.
     
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  13. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    We ain't your rivals ... it's just good to see Maureen not being the whiniest bitch in the prem for a change :bandit:
     
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  14. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Kinda glad I can't go atm cos as much as I miss going to whl var means the first thing you do when you score is jump shout out for a whole second the look at the ref and then wait ...

    Ain't good on tv but ****ing awful at the match itself.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I feel your pain.
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I haven't been to a match since VAR was introduced, but that bit alone, not knowing if you've actually scored when you score would totally ****ing ruin it for me.

    It kind of already does watching it on TV, but being there and not knowing what's happening until the ****ing screen tells you its a goal is total ****.
     
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  17. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Thought VAR would be good until Feb 18 when I went to a FA Cup game at wembley in a snow storm and did not have z ****ing clue why goals were ruled out and a penalty was given.
    Had to keep ringing my daughters and a mate to find out wtf was going on.
    Has not really improved.
    Like @PISKIE says, it t is only good for laughing at others when it ****s them over tbh.
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I really want to see them bin it off, but I don't think it will happen.

    When VAR first came in I thought my reaction to it, and those of lots of people, was just annoyance at something because it was new. That once we got past the teething problems, it might come good and improve the game. But it hasn't. It's ****. Even with VAR mistakes are still made, some things are missed and other things are pulled up for stupid reasons.

    And taking away the spontenaiety of celebrating scoring a goal, is just ****ing unforgivable.

    Along with no crowds in the stadiums, ****ty VAR and my club (along with others) totally ****ing over their staff during Covid. I've really fallen out of love with the game this season. Can't say I've ever felt this indifferent about it all.

    Nothing to do with us being **** though :bandit:
     
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  19. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Do you remember the good old days when a Sunday morning consisted of lots of casual ****ing around poor decisions and how technology was going to be the saviour for the game?
     
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    3 tasty fixtures today

    Hmmmm

    Who's day shall I ruin
     
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