Reminded me of when I met a South African woman. She introduced herself as Mirry, which I thought was an unusual name. Turned out it was Mirry as in “Mirry had a little lamb”.
Mirry had a metal lamb She milked it with a spanner It came out in shilling cans Small ones for a tanner.
I've just been to the Optician for my annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption on my face ,and said " what can you see? " "I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds" I said " I see closed theatres , closed pubs, closed Restaurants " That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!
I just walked out of my office building at the University I work for and right outside the door were 2 students fencing, full gear on and foils flying. They'd been told that they weren't allowed to practice lacrosse in that partricular spot but obviously nobody specifically mentioned not fighting with swords. I'm thinking of going to take the winner on because I'm having one of those days and a fight might be just the thing I need.
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Thomas the Tank Engine huffed and puffed, as he pulled out of Paddington. Paddington rolled over and had a post coital marmalade sandwich.