Match Day Thread Toon v Pensioners

Early kick off 12.30 live on BT Sports or any other dodgy channel
this Saturday 21st November

Referee: Craig Pawson. Assistants: Ian Hussin, Harry Lennard. Fourth official: Robert Jones. VAR: Simon Hooper. Assistant VAR: Scott Ledger.

get your money on at least one penalty given

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Will Bruce get one over Lampard or will the Pensioners give us a bashing with their walking sticks

 

They'll be getting absolutely thumped

 

This is gonna be brutal. Chelsea are really getting it together now. Werner looks good, Havertz looks good, and Ziyech to be honest looks a ****ing genius. I'm gonna go for a 7-1 to Chelsea.

 

If the opposition are "the Pensioners" then shouldn't we be "the Magpies"?

#askingforafriend

 

tell your friend to feck off

I was implying that even the Old Etonians could beat us on a good day

 

I reckon a bunch of pensioners would play with more urgency than us

 

5-0 chelsea - honestly can't see us getting past halfway with the ball so I'd be happy if we have over 3 shots at goal.

 

**** thread.
too much info.
We're ****ed.
Chelsea will win by 2 clear goals.
We will also have a sending off.

 

Summary.

 

12-0 to Chelsea

 

Get Sean and Jacob out of the team, put in Isaac and Joelinton. Other than that we can't make too many changes to the imbeciles who played Soton.

We appear to play OK one game this season then diabolical the game afterwards; we've just had a diabolical game so this may be an OK one.

Chelsea ain't exactly stunning atm, but still 1-2 to them.

 

A league 2 side would stand as much chance as we do tbh

We are dreadful.

 

We are playing really **** at the minute and look odds on to lose, so we will probably win 1-0

 

We're crying out for our 2 worst players like

 

Are you substituting for Chaos while he is on holiday?

 

Can’t keep changing players because they have a **** game - we would have noone left. Stick with same team as last time and change it at half time if its crap.

Reckon we will win this.

 

Just don't have much confidence in us right now, even when we win I dont think its particularly impressive.

 

I just think if we use Joelinton in the right place, ie in the no.10 role, then he's very useful, and more likely to have a good game than Songstaff. Joey was great in that role vs Burnley, it seems we finally found the right place for him then he gets dropped!

Also Hayden tougher in midfield than Longy and Murphy, and what we need vs Chelski.

Not so much changing the team as going back to the one that was better.

 

This will be a hard fought 4=0 win to the Toon,we will have two sent off and still do the business

 

If we don't win this 3-1 I'll stop bragging about being a pensioner. I'll still collect me pension though..