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Match Day Thread Toon v Pensioners

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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Early kick off 12.30 live on BT Sports or any other dodgy channel
    this Saturday 21st November

    Referee: Craig Pawson. Assistants: Ian Hussin, Harry Lennard. Fourth official: Robert Jones. VAR: Simon Hooper. Assistant VAR: Scott Ledger.

    get your money on at least one penalty given

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    Will Bruce get one over Lampard or will the Pensioners give us a bashing with their walking sticks
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Nov 17, 2020
  2. Doc.

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    They'll be getting absolutely thumped
     
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    Doc., Nov 17, 2020
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This is gonna be brutal. Chelsea are really getting it together now. Werner looks good, Havertz looks good, and Ziyech to be honest looks a ****ing genius. I'm gonna go for a 7-1 to Chelsea.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 17, 2020
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    If the opposition are "the Pensioners" then shouldn't we be "the Magpies"?

    #askingforafriend
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Nov 17, 2020
  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    tell your friend to feck off :emoticon-0136-giggl

    I was implying that even the Old Etonians could beat us on a good day
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Nov 17, 2020
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  6. Ben 10

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    I reckon a bunch of pensioners would play with more urgency than us
     
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    Ben 10, Nov 17, 2020
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  7. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    5-0 chelsea - honestly can't see us getting past halfway with the ball so I'd be happy if we have over 3 shots at goal.
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Nov 17, 2020
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    **** thread.
    too much info.
    We're ****ed.
    Chelsea will win by 2 clear goals.
    We will also have a sending off.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 17, 2020
  9. Delusional Full Stop

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    Summary.
     
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  10. QWOP

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    12-0 to Chelsea
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Get Sean and Jacob out of the team, put in Isaac and Joelinton. Other than that we can't make too many changes to the imbeciles who played Soton.

    We appear to play OK one game this season then diabolical the game afterwards; we've just had a diabolical game so this may be an OK one.

    Chelsea ain't exactly stunning atm, but still 1-2 to them.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Nov 18, 2020
  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    A league 2 side would stand as much chance as we do tbh

    We are dreadful.
     
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    Welshie, Nov 18, 2020
  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    We are playing really **** at the minute and look odds on to lose, so we will probably win 1-0
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Nov 18, 2020
  14. Ben 10

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    <laugh> We're crying out for our 2 worst players like
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    Are you substituting for Chaos while he is on holiday?
     
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    JakartaToon, Nov 19, 2020
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    Can’t keep changing players because they have a **** game - we would have noone left. Stick with same team as last time and change it at half time if its crap.

    Reckon we will win this.
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Just don't have much confidence in us right now, even when we win I dont think its particularly impressive.
     
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  18. Charlie Dogscock

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    I just think if we use Joelinton in the right place, ie in the no.10 role, then he's very useful, and more likely to have a good game than Songstaff. Joey was great in that role vs Burnley, it seems we finally found the right place for him then he gets dropped!

    Also Hayden tougher in midfield than Longy and Murphy, and what we need vs Chelski.

    Not so much changing the team as going back to the one that was better.
     
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  19. mickeybnufc

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    This will be a hard fought 4=0 win to the Toon,we will have two sent off and still do the business
     
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    mickeybnufc, Nov 19, 2020
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    If we don't win this 3-1 I'll stop bragging about being a pensioner. I'll still collect me pension though..:1980_boogie_down:
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 19, 2020
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