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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    anti personnel or tank
     
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    Coal:emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> got me good i was about to have a chat about technical improvements in mercury triggers
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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  5. Irishshako

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    For 20 newkie broons...................I'll think abut it.<laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    not you mate your lass gets the bevvies
     
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  7. Irishshako

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Irishshako

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    How do you know I have one..:grin:
     
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    I don't like the way this thread is going....<yikes>
     
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    As you boys are larging it with the para stories I guess it’s time to mention mine. I’ve been too modest to bring it up previously but I did survive a parachute jump in Germany with a German soldier on my back threatening to cut my throat. No word of a lie.

    I’ll tell you this, if you ever do a tandem jump, don’t do it in Germany with an instructor from Dresden. Cnut frightened the life out of me. You don’t need some humourless fcker making throat cutting signals to you 10 seconds before jumping out of a plane when he’s the one attached to the parachute. Luckily I was wearing brown combats.
     
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    It’s no joke is it
    I’m off
     
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  12. Irishshako

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    You a Queen fan..:grin:
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    no mate i love northern soul and tamla Motown can listen to rock but prefer soul
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    because Olaf has seen your puncture repair kit and inflater
     
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    sorry about that mate hey shako can you start a general topics thread and we can chat there, dont want to spoil the jokes thread sorry again
     
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  16. Irishshako

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    I was trying to be smart when you mentioned mercury in your comment.....:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Oh that reminds me, must return repaired item to OLOF:grin:
     
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    Nah mate, i can talk about Eimcos, panzers and Shearers etc but know **** all about landmines etc ...
     
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    ****in keep it Shako, i dont do sloppy seconds :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    It would be sloppy thirds<laugh>
     
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