Jokes

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As you boys are larging it with the para stories I guess it’s time to mention mine. I’ve been too modest to bring it up previously but I did survive a parachute jump in Germany with a German soldier on my back threatening to cut my throat. No word of a lie.

I’ll tell you this, if you ever do a tandem jump, don’t do it in Germany with an instructor from Dresden. Cnut frightened the life out of me. You don’t need some humourless fcker making throat cutting signals to you 10 seconds before jumping out of a plane when he’s the one attached to the parachute. Luckily I was wearing brown combats.