Jokes
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Coal
got me good i was about to have a chat about technical improvements in mercury triggers
For 20 newkie broons...................I'll think abut it.
not you mate your lass gets the bevviesFor 20 newkie broons...................I'll think abut it.
As you boys are larging it with the para stories I guess it’s time to mention mine. I’ve been too modest to bring it up previously but I did survive a parachute jump in Germany with a German soldier on my back threatening to cut my throat. No word of a lie.
I’ll tell you this, if you ever do a tandem jump, don’t do it in Germany with an instructor from Dresden. Cnut frightened the life out of me. You don’t need some humourless fcker making throat cutting signals to you 10 seconds before jumping out of a plane when he’s the one attached to the parachute. Luckily I was wearing brown combats.
I’ll tell you this, if you ever do a tandem jump, don’t do it in Germany with an instructor from Dresden. Cnut frightened the life out of me. You don’t need some humourless fcker making throat cutting signals to you 10 seconds before jumping out of a plane when he’s the one attached to the parachute. Luckily I was wearing brown combats.
It’s no joke is itI don't like the way this thread is going....
I’m off
You a Queen fan..
no mate i love northern soul and tamla Motown can listen to rock but prefer soulYou a Queen fan..
because Olaf has seen your puncture repair kit and inflaterHow do you know I have one..
sorry about that mate hey shako can you start a general topics thread and we can chat there, dont want to spoil the jokes thread sorry again
I was trying to be smart when you mentioned mercury in your comment.....
Oh that reminds me, must return repaired item to OLOF
Nah mate, i can talk about Eimcos, panzers and Shearers etc but know **** all about landmines etc ...
****in keep it Shako, i dont do sloppy secondsOh that reminds me, must return repaired item to OLOF
