https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS4C4p2W/ Not sure if this will post as a video or a link... well worth the watch though.
I turned my ex lezzer, when I make a woman hate me I do a proper job and make her hate all Men forever too.
Yeah sure you don't. Same as any lad who has been on a lads holiday to Magaluf mid 90's or to University.......
Just the way it is mate, never been that guy who thinks a shag is a shag. Shagged one chubby bird but pretty enough in my teens and felt disgusted with myself, put me off lowering my standards for life and I never have. Seen loads of mates settle with birds who were just wrong for them in every way not just below thier league but personality wise I've always took my time with chicks before deciding if I want to keep em around. The one I'm with now I was shagging for 4 years before I trusted her properly and let her have exclusivity on my penis.
Ive been baked since 9 bro I'm full of it this morning Any life problems you need sorting nows the time?
Was gonna post this for my spurs massive but I think we can all take some enjoyment from this Dt "he's worried about eating a fackin plant every 5 minutes" Haha jokes
The one in the hat is the most annoying ****ing **** ever proper angry little guy dad deffo raped his bumhole