The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

tried to block out what was happening so he closed his eyes and tried concentrating on King Kenny, however as the pressure was building King Kenny didn't hang around.Therefore instead he decided to count Liverpools premier league titles in his head..........

 

causing alan to spontaneously combust while shout FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE. Alan had gone mad. All his heroes had either raped him or failed him. Where would he turn, what could he do....

It was then he met, Bobby Manc, a slimey Italian character who promised Alan a life of riches and success. Would alan shake the hand of the devil?

 

Firstly thats not me, and secondly don't ever insult anyone by claiming they support Manchester United. I can't be a Manchester United fan. My parents aren't brother and sister and I only have 8 fingers and two thumbs.

 

said alan to the therapist.

The therapist tried to explain what denial was to Alan but his denial was deep rooted.

 

Yes but they are connected to your feet

 

I do not in any shape or form support the skanks. If I did I wouldn't have been found guilty of skank baiting and I wouldn't mock Bobby Charlton or the Belfast Drunk aka George Best. Or I wouldn't have made up nicknames for Man United players. I'll prove I'm a Liverpool fan. Ask me any Liverpool question and I won't google. Ask me anything and I can answer it.

 

Yet you're still a **** liverpool fan.

 

Its often the case that children will act nasty about people they like or love.

explained the therapist.

 

We know Alan, we know.

 

Don't ever tar anyone with that brush. I do not support those referee buying scum bastards. Anyone that says otherwise can go suck cocks in hell as long as someone turns the heat up.

 

Hell doesnt exist Alan so seeing as nobody is able to do that it can only mean you are a United fan.

 

Hell does exist. It usually goes under a different name....Salford. Its very easy for people to get shot dead, due to the crime rate and gang war-fare. Its the UK's answer to Afghanistan and Beirut.

 

You keep saying Alan.

 

Why are you getting so angry Alan?

 

I see one problem with this screenplay. Alan Slevin is an Irish Catholic. Therefore he has been bummed senseless by priests his entire life. I doubt one more uphill chocolate mining incident would be enough to send him over the edge.

Maybe Gary Neville spilt his Guinness as well?

 

Neville bummed the catholic out of him.

 

a mod eh being a sectarian bigot

 

The mere use of the words 'Irish Catholic' makes him a sectarian bigot?

No, not really.

 

no but saying all irish catholics have been bummed by priests does