I want to get a card for this girl I've been "seeing" and doctor it to say "To a very special slut" or something along those lines Before anyone cries about how horrible and sexist I am, she'd love it!
Norfolk Nice one mate, I will be giving my other half a card and I always tell her that she doesn't need anything else cos she's got me. Always worked and makes here laugh. Its done so for the last 29yrs so here's hoping it does next week. My eldest was born on Valentine's so, when we go out for a meal, it's always more expensive than usual. I probably wouldn't think too much of the day itself, but once our Daughter came along now it means more to me anyway.
Good on ya Pottermouth!....glad I'm not on my own with this one hehe, and I hope you have a great day aswell mate.
Norfolk Yeah I will might even stretch the budget to a box of choc's too! Share them with the other half. But, if I buy flowers or choc's usually she say's. What have you done wrong now! So, best just keep with a card Norfolk. Will be having the usual get together re the Daughter's b/day and Happy b/day to you for Monday. I composed a new song, rhymes with happy b/day's tune too! Happy birthday too you, Squashed tomatoes and stew. Bread and butter in the gutter, happy b/day too you.
