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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i thought it looked more like the one i saw of David Moyes at a young age<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    No joke this, just don't understand women's sense of humour.

    People can rent this place, for holidays, and request a chef, masseuse, etc.

    The masseuse offered us massages, at 'staff rates' of 40 euros instead of 80 out of season, fair enough.

    She turned up yesterday and I let Mrs Smug go first after which she goes for a sleep.

    When she wakes up the masseuse has left and she asks how it was for me.

    "Great I said, I gave her 80 euros and an extra 10 for the hand job, which I thought was fair."

    Apparently that isn't funny <doh>
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Since covid arrived I've been waking up at 7pm, ****ing 8 times a day, eating cold beans straight from the tin and washing them down with Aldi vodka.
    So no change there.
     
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    You paid 20 for a blow job really didn’t you <laugh>
     
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    rooch 3, Oct 17, 2020
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  7. Gil T Azell

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    Sure is Gordon Armstrong
     
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  9. Gil T Azell

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    I've found out how they make Carling.

    carling.jpg
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 18, 2020
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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  13. Gil T Azell

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    Putin on the ritz.

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    Gil T Azell, Oct 18, 2020
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  14. Smug in Boots

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    I once put my knob in a tin of biscuits ...

    ... I must've been f*****g crackers <laugh>
     
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    Bit cheesy that rooch.
     
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    THE SMELL OR THE PATTER ? <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Comfy, Oct 18, 2020
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    Saw a sign today that made me smile.

    "Grow your own dope. Plant a mag".
     
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    Sidthemackem, Oct 19, 2020
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    Think I pinched a pic off here of that for my profile pic
     
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