Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Tel (they/them)]

Not so much, these days.

I’m just pullin ya plonker, come here and giz a big hug ya shufflin’ trufflin’ porky penguin. X

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You’ve bought two cats from there.

It's not "buying" as such.

It's more a donation.

 

[PINKIE]

Mine is Somerset and Dorset Animal Rescue.

Okay bro, you got there in the end.

You pay £50 to Cornwall air ambulance if Arsenal finish above Spurs
I pay £50 to Somerset and Dorset Animal rescue if Spurs finish above Arsenal.

Don't **** with this one HIAG.

 

[Libby]

Can tell Piskie got excited about being released from go slow. Straight into Hiag bet talk.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I’m just pullin ya plonker, come here and giz a big hug ya shufflin’ trufflin’ porky penguin. X

I'm a fookin mess, aren't I, Tel!

 

[Tel (they/them)]

It's not "buying" as such.

It's more a donation.

So you took advantage of a cheap cat offering. Shrewd. Did it taste nice?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I'm a fookin mess, aren't I, Tel!

But you’re our mess bro. We wouldn’t have you any other way.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Okay bro, you got there in the end.

You pay £50 to Cornwall air ambulance if Arsenal finish above Spurs
I pay £50 to Somerset and Dorset Animal rescue if Spurs finish above Arsenal.

Don't **** with this one HIAG.

Clear terms, multiple witnesses, two very worthy causes.

No way am I going to **** with this.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So you took advantage of a cheap cat offering. Shrewd. Did it taste nice?

To be honest, mate, when I said 2 cats, add a couple of noughts to that. I've got a cracking deal going on with a local Chinese.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Okay bro, you got there in the end.

You pay £50 to Cornwall air ambulance if Arsenal finish above Spurs
I pay £50 to Somerset and Dorset Animal rescue if Spurs finish above Arsenal.

Don't **** with this one HIAG.

THIS SEASON.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

THIS SEASON.

No one specified which season, Tel.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

No one specified which season, Tel.

I’m watertighting the contract.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I’m watertighting the contract.

Good man.

Otherwise, I can see Pix using that as a loophole. He's a slippery ****er.

 

[PINKIE]

Skankykendija, the Bulgarian tyre fitters have equalised against the Spuds

 

[Peej]

The rules are set by the wager.

****ing hell, chicken balls.

 

[PINKIE]

And the spuds have scored again.

 

[Libby]

Skankykendija, the Bulgarian tyre fitters have equalised against the Spuds

Spurs will still win though. No chance they can **** it up against that lot.

 

[Libby]

And the spuds have scored again.

Told ya

 

[PINKIE]

Spurs will still win though. No chance they can **** it up against that lot.

They are 1-2 up now. Can't see them letting that lead slip again.

 

[Peej]

Football on tonight? This bet has got my attention.