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We need a person in charge, right now who has come up from the ranks, not yet another Etonian.

Put me in charge Pompey, I will rule with an iron fist...

1. Anyone out after 10pm shot on sight.
2. Any groups breaking the 6 rule, police will randomly shoot people until the number is reduced back to 6.
3. Anyone not wearing a mask, will have their gob filled with cotton wool and a whole real of masking tape to bind it in place.
4. Anyone seen coughing or sneezing in public will be exterminated, with Daleks stationed in every town centre.
5. Any raves will be attacked with the Novichok nerve agent.

Now have I missed anything?

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How would labour have dealt with it?

Actually no need to answer, we;d be ****ed either way, but a little more so.

Hindsight eh.

For a start they wouldn't have launched a massive advertising campaign telling people to unnecessarily go back to work in offices just because their landlord donors (Russian money launderers buying London property) were losing money.
 
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Put me in charge Pompey, I will rule with an iron fist...

1. Anyone out after 10pm shot on sight.
2. Any groups breaking the 6 rule, police will randomly shoot people until the number is reduced back to 6.
3. Anyone not wearing a mask, will have their gob filled with cotton wool and a whole real of masking tape to bind it in place.
4. Anyone seen coughing or sneezing in public will be exterminated, with Daleks stationed in every town centre.
5. Any raves will be attacked with the Novichok nerve agent.

Now have I missed anything?

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Yep, all the government (Boris) fault there simply aren't enough labs to cope.
If people stopped taking tests with absolutely no reason to it might help.

A lot of people are taking tests so they can work ... if people have recieved a call from track and trace and can only get the statutory minimum sick pay of £95 per week for 2 weeks you can hardly blame them for get a test.

People who are self employed or in jobs or have been furloughed have already lost a lot of money...you csn hardly blame them for taking tests to avoid losing even more.

We are supposed to have a "world class" testing system in place but it is clearly anything but that.
 
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A lot of people are taking tests so they can work ... if people have recieved a call from track and trace and can only get the statutory minimum dick pay of £95 per week for 2 weeks you can hardly blame them for get a test.

People who are self employed or in jobs or have been furloughed have already lost a lot of money...you csn hardly blame them for taking tests to avoid losing even more.

We are supposed to have a "world class" testing system in place but it is clearly anything but that.
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@pompeymeowth
 
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A lot of people are taking tests so they can work ... if people have recieved a call from track and trace and can only get the statutory minimum dick pay of £95 per week for 2 weeks you can hardly blame them for get a test.

People who are self employed or in jobs or have been furloughed have already lost a lot of money...you csn hardly blame them for taking tests to avoid losing even more.

We are supposed to have a "world class" testing system in place but it is clearly anything but that.
And the amount of labs capable of doing the tests, who's fault is that?

We need to get people back to work as a number one priority, i was furloughed for 8 weeks because custom fell off, when called back i didn't take (or ask for) a test because i had no reason to.
If you have no symptoms then don't waste resources (and peoples time) by going for tests.
 
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