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  1. dansafcman

    dansafcman Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle unveil Shefki Kuqi to crowd of cheering Sunderland fans
    Shefki Kuqi signs for Newcastle

    Newcastle have unveiled their new signing, Shefki Kuqi, to a crowd of thousands of cheering Sunderland fans keen to provide the Finnish international with a hero’s welcome.

    Newcastle, who recently sold Andy Carroll to Liverpool for the sum of £35m, have pulled out all the stops in finding a replacement for their former Number nine by signing the former Stockport hotshot, whose contract with Swansea was terminated using some petrol and a box of matches.

    Newcastle boss Alan Pardew has revealed that Kuqi has all the attributes that he and chairman Mike Ashley were looking for.

    “He’s available, he doesn’t cost anything and he owns a pair of football boots.” Pardew told reporters.
     
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    dansafcman, Feb 10, 2011
  2. TheMightyToon

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    Cool
     
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    TheMightyToon, Feb 10, 2011
  3. UNITEDTOON

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    As we all know thousands of mackems are closet toon fans!!!!
     
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    UNITEDTOON, Feb 10, 2011
  4. overseasTOON

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    You forgot the invaluable tips on good and safe sauna technique.

    Worth his weight in crisps for that alone.
     
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    overseasTOON, Feb 10, 2011
  5. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    'thousands of cheering Sunderland fans'

    signing on day is it ?
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Feb 10, 2011
  6. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    I'm sorry who's your top scorer again, i forgot...
    wasn't he playing for England last night?
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Feb 10, 2011

  7. simonbh7

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    Isn't that what Quinn has been publicly begging for and complaining that he never sees?
     
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    simonbh7, Feb 10, 2011
  8. Joe Kinnear

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    Meanwhile Niall Quinn was quoted in the Chronicle as saying It's a terrible shame although theres thousands of Sunderland fans cheering Newcastle's Kuqi signing i know within a one mile radius of the stadium of light there's loads of Sunderland fans watching it in the pub
     
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  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Dan

    Does it still hurt? 5-1? ****ing humiliated? Does it hurt?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 10, 2011
  10. BillySmartsCircus

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    lot of pent up rage on this thread...
     
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    BillySmartsCircus, Feb 10, 2011
  11. simonbh7

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    I know, you mackems are soooo bitter, even when you're having a half decent season.:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    simonbh7, Feb 10, 2011
  12. Mod Face

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    Your best player left and your second-best player doesn't even belong to you.

    Shush.
     
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  13. BillySmartsCircus

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    bitter?? nah, quite tickled to be honest, very impressed with your new signing.


    at least joe kinnear and overseas know how to take a joke and respond in kind...
     
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    BillySmartsCircus, Feb 10, 2011
  14. overseasTOON

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    In a way dansafcman is right.

    He's Finnish. He's useless.

    If we'd have gone Swedish then we'd have had a player whose also good at constructing flat pack furniture.

    The only bonus and close relation to Swedish flat packing is you can do this:

    If
    Kuqi
    Expresess
    Ambition

    We're screwed...
     
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    overseasTOON, Feb 10, 2011
  15. Smudger

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    He has a youtube compilation, what more could we want?
     
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  16. Mod Face

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    We haven't had a great celebration since Martins' flips. <ok>
     
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  17. billofengland

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    this is your mod, CRAMLINGTONS ANSWER to an abacus, whenever he needs to be in the spotlight 5-1....5-1,,,,,5-1,,,,
    read his posts. childish, even got a poster banned, for what? power crazed little twot, 5-1.5-1.5-1.

    foive one, powercrazedlittleschoolboy pop into Ashington , two weeks time and discuss, would love it, by the way, you have a fan club in ellington.
    its called the sunshine club, for people who have delusions,
     
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    billofengland, Feb 10, 2011
  18. Spiderman-Mask

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    Is Nolan's funky chicken not good enough ;)
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 10, 2011
  19. u408379965

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    Could've built us a new trophy cabinet...
     
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    u408379965, Feb 10, 2011
  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    sounds like a date:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart lol
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Feb 10, 2011
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