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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Grandad Hash..?
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Would see like a creampie up her back door?
     
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  3. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Sword isn't a pikey, he's from Cork not Manchester.
     
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  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    no who else was out with us that night <yourmissus> when you went off to get sick after half a lager <laugh>
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I was pretending to be sick to get away from the bitch <ok>
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Do you want mine? I'm seriously considering leaving her this weekend. After the Everton game of course...then that will give me two weeks to recuperate and get a place of my own for the Utd game. <ok>
     
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  7. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    You are a **** arent you Alan?
     
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  8. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    What are you on about you spastic?
     
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  9. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Calm down Alan calm down. Going on like someones just squirted lighter fluid up your arse and lit a match.
     
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  10. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    What are you talking about, you utter, utter spastic.
     
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  11. averagealex5

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    Liverpool fans seem to post more on this banter page, why is this? Man Utd dont have many proper fans? Or dont understand how to use a computer? Or can't take banter?
     
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  12. Constcrepe

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    kpr?
     
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  13. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    There is more noise at Old Trafford on match day than there is on their board, and there is very little noise at OT on match-day apart from the sound of munching on prawns.
     
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  14. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Alan Slevin of Ballymore, Ireland. Lifelong Manchester United fan posting on forums to wind up United fans under the guise of a Liverpool fan?
     
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  15. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Or have lives beyond the syber World?
     
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  16. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    :shocked:

    I've never heard you say that before.
     
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  17. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    shut up Alan.
     
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  18. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    I am a Liverpool fan you stupid Salford bastard.
     
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  19. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Interesting that you didnt deny being Alan Slevin of Ballymore, Ireland though isnt it.

    Why are Man Utd plastered all over your Facebook Alan?
     
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  20. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Twat.
     
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