Like they did with my hash confiscated off me in college, 'evidence' my arse. Funny how they don't chuck weed down the drain like they do with alcohol in possession of underage drinkers.
He may well have forgotten - we had a warning put on the door of our local Sainsbury's at uni warning students about eating bagels and stuff like that whilst doing their shopping and forgetting to pay for them. I almost did it once - was munching on a bagel at the checkout and the lady went "is that everything". I replied "yeah" at which point she pointed at my mouth and said "what about that". T'was a wee bit embarrasing...
Calm down dear. You'll burst a blood vessel. my point being that the article in the original OP sources the sun on several occassions. It could well be bollocks and is most likely embellished in some way.
Don't try and kid a kidder. Forgot, my arse. Bet you had about three crammed in your gob at the time.
Why don't you shut the **** up you mopey little twat? Oh wait, stupid question; you're a Liverpool fan.
Better not tell KPR he'll think De Gea getting away with a warning is a massive Howard Webb conspiracy!