I'd have given him a whole bunch of stones myself and eaten the chips in peace.Did one of the most childish things that I've ever done during adulthood yesterday.
Some gobby little **** was sat on the beach throwing stones at all the gulls. So I went and bought a box of chips and threw the entire contents in a circle around where he was sat. Funny seeing him in a huge state of panic when completely surrounded by about 30 of them, didn't seem so big and clever then.
Best £2.25 I've ever spent. Made me feel better too considering how hanging I was.
