Manchestvar utd watch. 20/21

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Donga Darko said:
That story had more holes in it than an innocent black man's back surrounded by cops in the US. For a start, his sister sounds pissed and passing out; he says he thought they were being kidnapped, so his first call was to... his agent, and he says he never said 'Do you know who I am?' because 'Five minutes before that' they had said he'd never play football again, so ergo they knew who he was. Five minutes before what, if it never happened? Have the Greek police alleged a specific time when he tried to bribe them, and if so, having been on a bender all day, how the **** can he be so specific?
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Think they alleged that it was in the station didn't they? Not that I disagree with your general point.
 
Donga Darko said:
That story had more holes in it than an innocent black man's back surrounded by cops in the US. For a start, his sister sounds pissed and passing out; he says he thought they were being kidnapped, so his first call was to... his agent, and he says he never said 'Do you know who I am?' because 'Five minutes before that' they had said he'd never play football again, so ergo they knew who he was. Five minutes before what, if it never happened? Have the Greek police alleged a specific time when he tried to bribe them, and if so, having been on a bender all day, how the **** can he be so specific?
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He's a professional football player not a Liverpool player <doh>

Notice how none of the charges relate to being drunk?
 
Diego said:
He's a professional football player not a Liverpool player <doh>

Notice how none of the charges relate to being drunk?
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Are you trying to imply that players who've never won the Prem or the CL don't go on benders? :emoticon-0108-speec
 
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Even the commentator on 5Live relating Maguire's narrative is contradicting himself! <laugh>
 
Maguire has enough money to drink away from rifraf, but somehow ends up in a bar with two dodgy Albanians <laugh>
 
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Maguire just did a Prince Andrew

Whoever thought he could be trusted to do an interview should be sacked
 
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Donga Darko said:
That story had more holes in it than an innocent black man's back surrounded by cops in the US. For a start, his sister sounds pissed and passing out; he says he thought they were being kidnapped, so his first call was to... his agent, and he says he never said 'Do you know who I am?' because 'Five minutes before that' they had said he'd never play football again, so ergo they knew who he was. Five minutes before what, if it never happened? Have the Greek police alleged a specific time when he tried to bribe them, and if so, having been on a bender all day, how the **** can he be so specific?
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He thought he was being kidnapped by his own minibus driver.

The whole thing started because he's so protective of his family. So then he legged it and left them all behind to phone his agent.
 
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Donga Darko said:
"Whenever I see people fighting I'm just reminded how we're advanced chimps."

Soz, I misread that. <ok>
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It's cool

but when we're acting like that you can really tell how closely related we are

also read last night that Bonobos being super chill sex machines is kinda exaggerated, they're actually extremely violent just like their chimp cousins.

the more you know eh
 
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Harry; "They were wearing plain clothes, I thought we was being kidnapped, they started hitting my legs saying my career was over, no more football, you won’t play again. I was fearing for my life.”

Officer; "six times bitch"
:bandit:
 
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Well, multiple scousers pecking away like pigeons on a dog ****. Tells me all I need to know, there’ll be butthurt on Miseryside when this is all over and VAR have over ruled Greece.
 
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Tel said:
Well, multiple scousers pecking away like pigeons on a dog ****. Tells me all I need to know, there’ll be butthurt on Miseryside when this is all over and VAR have over ruled Greece.
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Mate we can only discuss utds embarrassments as and when they come along. This will all blow over soon when the next one pops up:emoticon-0148-yes:
 
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