The #LUFC Breakfast Debate (Mon 24th August)

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The only thing I will say about Kent is that I watched him first game of the season for Rangers and he was head and shoulders above anyone else on the pitch. Whether that transfers across to the Premier League I don't know. If Bielsa gets his hands on him he could turn in to a force.

Also, he looks like he would play the Pablo role not on the wing. He can obviously do both however.
 
Arthur Cabral’s agents will meet Orta in Lisbon in the morning, so that says to me that Basel have accepted the Leeds offer and agents will negotiate personal term? Or am I missing something?
 
Arthur Cabral’s agents will meet Orta in Lisbon in the morning, so that says to me that Basel have accepted the Leeds offer and agents will negotiate personal term? Or am I missing something?
Just a few million come on now dig deep. The thing is doc I've forgot who we are after and their ages etc.
 
The only thing I will say about Kent is that I watched him first game of the season for Rangers and he was head and shoulders above anyone else on the pitch. Whether that transfers across to the Premier League I don't know. If Bielsa gets his hands on him he could turn in to a force.

Also, he looks like he would play the Pablo role not on the wing. He can obviously do both however.

I have watched him a few times for Rangers and what stood out about him is how much time he seemed to have on the ball compared to the other players.
He also likes to rove around the pitch. There was one particular game where nothing much was happening for him on the left and so he switched over to the right and scored a cracking 20 yard thunderbolt. I think he is a Bielsa type player and could transfer his good form to the PL if we get him.
 
Looks great <ok> much better in the air, stronger, more skilful and more clinical than Bamford.

Perfect to bring on for the last few minutes when Paddy’s getting tired <laugh> <whistle>
Ha ha as if bielsa would do that. He does have a good head on him though and hes not old. That other guy we were being linked with is 29 so i know that story was just that.
 
The only thing I will say about Kent is that I watched him first game of the season for Rangers and he was head and shoulders above anyone else on the pitch. Whether that transfers across to the Premier League I don't know. If Bielsa gets his hands on him he could turn in to a force.

Also, he looks like he would play the Pablo role not on the wing. He can obviously do both however.
You would also imagine he would already be pretty fit
 
As well as Holding and Koch, we need to sign Samuel Balls From Singapore Recreation FC, just so Emma can tell us that the line up is Holding Koch and Balls
 
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As well as Holding and Koch, we need to sign Samuel Balls From Singapore Recreation FC, just so Emma can tell us that the line up is Holding Koch and Balls
Alongside new RB Joe Inmouth

Holding Koch & Balls Inmouth


Seriously though it sounds like all gone quiet on Koch so expecting big news on that. Cabril would be great but Rodrigo is still on the go and he has actually said he wants to come to Leeds and play for Bielsa. So is there any chance we would sign a player of his skillset YES, but would we pay £100k per week, I think not unless he has a name change to SBOTOP and let the sponsor pay it?
 
The Leeds United Inappropriate 11 plus Subs

GK Christophe Cum (Luxembourg)

Def Charlie Seaman (England)
Def Rob Holding (England)
Def Robin Koch (Germany)
Def Luke Tongue (Australia)

Mid Samuel Balls (Singapore)
Mid Tobias ****e (Swedish) Poor Tobias W-A-N-K-E isnt allowed to have his name posted on the forum
Mid Daniel Suck (Germany)

Att Junior Mouthe (France)
Att Andre Muff (Switzerland)
Att Osman Oral (Turkey)

Sub Jizz Hornkamp (Netherlands)
Sub Ben Swallow (Welsh)

Ok this team may not keep us in the Premier League but at least the commentary on Sky would be interesting.

Martin Tyler describing a passage of Play - Balls to Mouthe, onto Tongue, great play by Oral to Muff, Koch and Seaman involved, Jizz Hornkamp dribbles into the box, and Swallow with a fine finish.
 
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The Leeds United Inappropriate 11 plus Subs

GK Christophe Cum (Luxembourg)

Def Charlie Seaman (England)
Def Rob Holding (England)
Def Robin Koch (Germany)
Def Luke Tongue (Australia)

Mid Samuel Balls (Singapore)
Mid Tobias ****e (Swedish) Poor Tobias W-A-N-K-E isnt allowed to have his name posted on the forum
Mid Daniel Suck (Germany)

Att Junior Mouthe (France)
Att Andre Muff (Switzerland)
Att Osman Oral (Turkey)

Sub Jizz Hornkamp (Netherlands)
Sub Ben Swallow (Welsh)

Ok this team may not keep us in the Premier League but at least the commentary on Sky would be interesting.

Martin Tyler describing a passage of Play - Balls to Mouthe, onto Tongue, great play by Oral to Muff, Koch and Seaman involved, Jizz Hornkamp dribbles into the box, and Swallow with a fine finish.
On the bench...

Rod Fanni - CB
Burakcan Kunt - Midfield
Ars Bandeet - Attack

We old play our games at the Vagina Stadium https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/03/qatar-world-cup-vagina-stadium-revealed-9395584/
 
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God help us things are getting really bad on here today
I’ve told you what will be will be
Stay positive
Heard this earlier we are looking at a cb who can double as a top notch striker also been known to play in goal someone by the name of vanker plays for invermuffenhoff
I kid you not
 
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