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daft fat ****er.

 

Lol!

Of course it was, meine Herr.

 

No, it actually was.

310 bhp and 4 wheel drive, over a second quicker to 60 and it’d leave that old tub for dead, mate.

 

That's the 2020 version, you knob head!

Mine was a 1991 model. Go and look it up and then come crawling back here with an apology.

 

the only way you'd do 210mph, is if i pushed you of a cliff ffs.

 

There is no way on this God's earth that my V12 would have been out performed by your Reichstag wagon on the open motorway. I promise you that.

0-60, okay, but once we got North of 100, you'd be back in that bunker taking a bullet.

 

Thanks for putting that clown right, Tobias.

 

Wow calm down Kips. You should have been more specific.

210mph you say ?

 

****ing seething ^^^

 

You’re welcome mate, facts are important

Talking of facts, you do know that the old 850i was limited to 155 mph, yeah?

 

I just don't get it, why would a 60 year old accountant, wannabe lawyer, constantly post lies and claim to be a WUM master?

60 years old, and yet we harp on about the younger generation, i'm baffled.

 

i believe he clocked that on his local B road when he was testing it out

 

While playing a guitar solo and booking his flights to Las Vegas, California no doubt.

 

when macs closed at 11pm.

 

I don’t get all this my car is faster than your car ****e

I drive like a ****in Pimp

chilled...cruise mode...zero **** mode. If you in a hurry...overtake me, if you can’t for whatever reason...then you stuck behind me for the foreseeable I suppose

 

10:58pm and the missus puts in a request for 6 Double cheeseburgers and a box of McFlurries. HIAG jumps in his 210mph throbber and boots it to the nearest Maccy D's in 49 seconds flat.

 

Same here bru

But only coz my turbo is ****ed.

 

good job it's only 3 miles away.