I put some questions to Pixie who is refusing to answer them because it makes him look like a hypocrite and a fool.

What a ****ing mess.
His poor wife.
Pretty sure he said they’d all ****ed off out for the day.She's either been sat at home hoping that his first day off in 3 years might see him get off his fat arse and take her out for lunch or something.
Or she's come home from work to see him blubbing over his computer and slurring his words, mumbling about that nasty Pixie.
She's either been sat at home hoping that his first day off in 3 years might see him get off his fat arse and take her out for lunch or something.
Or she's come home from work to see him blubbing over his computer and slurring his words, mumbling about that nasty Pixie.
As soon has he said what he was drinking earlier today, I knew straight away he wouldn't be able to handle it. I used to love that cider in the summer, and I also knew it was generally 8-9% - I think he claimed he had a case, well that was him fooked as soon has he popped the first top.

I take it this is the cider thread@
Pretty sure he said they’d all ****ed off out for the day.
They probably ****ed off back out when they got home and saw what state he was in.
Is it about that huge explosion yesterday?
You mean kipper throwing up in the toilet bowl ?

Bloody hell mate, open your eyes and your first thought is HIAG![]()
Actually my first thought was having a piss and then making a cuppa.
isn’t that actually two thoughts?
I was thinking about making a cuppa as I was talking a piss, so I’m gonna use some creative licence and combine the two.
not actually combine the piss and the tea, but you get the drift.
yeah I think you still half asleep tbh