I'd already answered it on your day off thread Kips. You were just too busy raging to notice. Nice to see that you made the most of your day though.
As soon has he said what he was drinking earlier today, I knew straight away he wouldn't be able to handle it. I used to love that cider in the summer, and I also knew it was generally 8-9% - I think he claimed he had a case, well that was him fooked as soon has he popped the first top.
She's either been sat at home hoping that his first day off in 3 years might see him get off his fat arse and take her out for lunch or something. Or she's come home from work to see him blubbing over his computer and slurring his words, mumbling about that nasty Pixie.
Yep. Libby called it too, right off the bat. Kipper is a bit emo at the best of times. For all the talk of him being a bare knuckle street fighting hardman who hangs out with Hells Angels with his mate skullcrusher Daz, the first sniff of alcohol and he turns into a ****ing wibbling Blancmange. Every time
5 pages and non the ****ing wiser...I don't even know why i even mentioned in the OP. Is it about that huge explosion yesterday?
I was thinking about making a cuppa as I was talking a piss, so I’m gonna use some creative licence and combine the two. not actually combine the piss and the tea, but you get the drift.
