How many bottles of Henry Weston's do you think Kipper has downed so far ? This has got shoulder-tap-gate-II written all over it
Hoddle had a Corona fuelled meltdown in his "day off" thread and then went ballistic after it was closed
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Haig it seems these lads forget we didn't have a magic money tree when it came to corbyns plans. Yet..... Magically an orchard appeared. Tory fking SCUM
‘Hey honey, seeing as it’s your first day off in 3 years, I thought we could do something romantic together ?’ ‘Sorry love, I’m spending the day drinking cheap snakebite and ****ing myself off on the internet instead’