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[The Ginger Marks]

No fcking chance I'm selling up everything for a decent brief. I'll just have to hire HIAG and throw myself at the mercy of the court.

**** hiring a conveyancer to do proper legal work.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

No fcking chance I'm selling up everything for a decent brief. I'll just have to hire HIAG and throw myself at the mercy of the court.

I’d put in a decent plea for mitigation, Trebs.

You’ll be out in no time at all, mate.

Honest.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I’d put in a decent plea for mitigation, Trebs.

You’ll be out in no time at all, mate.

Honest.

Oh, and that will be £500 consultation fee.

I take cards.

Thanks, mate.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I’d put in a decent plea for mitigation, Trebs.

You’ll be out in no time at all, mate.

Honest.

Mitigating plea...I’ve sold two maisonettes this month.

 

[Treble]

**** hiring a conveyancer to do proper legal work.

Yeh but I may need to sell my house half way through! Two for the price of one with HIAG.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Yeh but I may need to sell my house half way through! Two for the price of one with HIAG.

That’ll be his pro boner option.

 

[Treble]

I’d put in a decent plea for mitigation, Trebs.

You’ll be out in no time at all, mate.

Honest.

Can you be my mitigating circumstance please mate? Being my lawyer should be enough.

Fwiw I'd love to hear you do the whole "You can't handle the truth!" spiel at the judge

 

[Treble]

That’ll be his pro boner option.

I have a feeling HIAG will argue to the jury it was just the flu

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I have a feeling HIAG will argue to the jury it was just the flu

What a smack in the face that was.

 

[aberdude]

There are only 365 front pages a year of any one paper for a start so it would have to be a tiny font to report 395 missing kids per day on the front page alone and that’s hardly going to entice me to pick up the paper in these lean times for print media. Think about it.

I'm sure you could get an app for it dude......what about chipping the kids like dogs.

What about chucking out the ****phile lobby in Westminster

 

[gooner4ever]

Yeh but I may need to sell my house half way through! Two for the price of one with HIAG.

Trebs you need a proper brief who has one of the finest legal brains ever, where the **** is Roofie when Trebs needs him.

PS have you kept your Pizza Express receipts and do you sweat much.

PPS do we now have to call HRH Trebs

 

[Treble]

I'm sure you could get an app for it dude......what about chipping the kids like dogs.

What about chucking out the ****phile lobby in Westminster

There's a **** lobby in Westminster?

 

[gooner4ever]

There's a **** lobby in Westminster?

yes mate, it’s the last turn in the right, just passed the cafe

 

[Treble]

Trebs you need a proper brief who has one of the finest legal brains ever, where the **** is Roofie when Trebs needs him.

PS have you kept your Pizza Express receipts and do you sweat much.

PPS do we now have to call HRH Trebs

Hold the fck on, it was hypothetical on the basis of being innocent ffs!

If there was any truth to the allegation I suggest anyone pull out all the stops and get the same brief @emerald used to get off!

 

[DerekTheMole]

Hold the fck on, it was hypothetical on the basis of being innocent ffs!

If there was any truth to the allegation I suggest anyone pull out all the stops and get the same brief @emerald used to get off!

Wasn't getting off the problem in the first place?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

What about chucking out the ****phile lobby in Westminster

Careful.

This lot are not ready to confront that particular white elephant sitting in their lap, in the room.

 

[gooner4ever]

Careful.

This lot are not ready to confront that particular white elephant sitting in their lap, in the room.

WTF
A white elephant is a possession that is useless or troublesome, especially one that is expensive to maintain or difficult to dispose of.

 

[Welshie]

Careful.

This lot are not ready to confront that particular white elephant sitting in their lap, in the room.

Did you mean to say "that particular elephant in the room?"

Because otherwise it makes no sense.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

WTF
A white elephant is a possession that is useless or troublesome, especially one that is expensive to maintain or difficult to dispose of.

True.

And it ****s 30KG each go.

Not the kind of event that tends to endear itself to a house proud wife or girlfriend.

 

[Tobes]

True.

And it ****s 30KG each go.

Not the kind of event that tends to endear itself to a house proud wife or girlfriend.

30kgs of **** you say.....

Dropped from a decent height?