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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    **** hiring a conveyancer to do proper legal work.
     
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  2. I’d put in a decent plea for mitigation, Trebs.

    You’ll be out in no time at all, mate.

    Honest.
     
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  3. Oh, and that will be £500 consultation fee.

    I take cards.

    Thanks, mate.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Mitigating plea...I’ve sold two maisonettes this month.
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Yeh but I may need to sell my house half way through! Two for the price of one with HIAG.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    That’ll be his pro boner option.
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Can you be my mitigating circumstance please mate? Being my lawyer should be enough.

    Fwiw I'd love to hear you do the whole "You can't handle the truth!" spiel at the judge <laugh>
     
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  8. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I have a feeling HIAG will argue to the jury it was just the flu <whistle>
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh> What a smack in the face that was.
     
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  10. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure you could get an app for it dude......what about chipping the kids like dogs.

    What about chucking out the ****phile lobby in Westminster
     
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  11. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Trebs you need a proper brief who has one of the finest legal brains ever, where the **** is Roofie when Trebs needs him.

    PS have you kept your Pizza Express receipts and do you sweat much.

    PPS do we now have to call HRH Trebs
     
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  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    There's a **** lobby in Westminster?<laugh>
     
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  13. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    yes mate, it’s the last turn in the right, just passed the cafe
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Hold the fck on, it was hypothetical on the basis of being innocent ffs! <laugh>

    If there was any truth to the allegation I suggest anyone pull out all the stops and get the same brief @emerald used to get off!
     
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  15. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't getting off the problem in the first place?
     
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  16. Careful.

    This lot are not ready to confront that particular white elephant sitting in their lap, in the room.
     
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  17. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    WTF
    A white elephant is a possession that is useless or troublesome, especially one that is expensive to maintain or difficult to dispose of.
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Did you mean to say "that particular elephant in the room?"

    Because otherwise it makes no sense.
     
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  19. True.

    And it ****s 30KG each go.

    Not the kind of event that tends to endear itself to a house proud wife or girlfriend.
     
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    30kgs of **** you say.....

    Dropped from a decent height?
     
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