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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. brb

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    Worse case I had, was years back, some of the old codger GP's that should have retired years ago, not all, but some of them were a fooking liability. Lawyers are the same #HiaG
     
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    I broke my finger once and went to see one of those old codger GP's. He was a Locum who just came in now and again for a bit of pocket money. He sent me away to start with saying I should just man up. Finger was ****ing killing me two days later so I went back and he said 'oh yeah it is a bit bent isn't it?' I'll send you for an x-ray. Then as he was filling the X-ray sheet out he was laughing as he said 'finger looks deformed' The **** <laugh>

    Anyway, the finger was broken, so they referred me to a hand surgeon. By the time I eventually got to see him he told me it was too late to bother operating on it, but if I'd come to see him straight away he could have done something about it. So I have learned to live with my deformity .....
     
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    <laugh> ffs!
     
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    i didn’t want to divulge your love of Robert Mapplethorpe fisting art photos
     
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  7. My wum skills are legendary, Bobby, as I prove time and time again.
     
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    Tell yer what mate, your wum skills were so mind blasting yesterday, I had to turned off and watched a youtube video of someone making a guitar <laugh>
     
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  9. You genuinely believe you’re getting a choice!
    <laugh>

    You poor naive bastard.

    It’s really going to hit you hard, isn’t it, when the penny finally drops.


    Listen to this lol!

    “I don’t want Bill Gate’s untested vaccine! Let some other poor ****ers be tested with it to make sure It’s safe!”

    Utterly unbelievable!
     
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    So you think it will be compulsory.

    And it's Oxford university mate, not Bill Gates

    So let's have this on record, HIAG is saying that Bill Gates untested vaccine will be made mandatory for everybody.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Lol!

    Sure.

    The Government has spent the last four months fear mongering through the National media and has destroyed the economy to the tune of trillions so that you can dismiss it all with a simple “No, thanks!”

    Lol!


    If the vaccine is declared compulsory, will you finally admit that I’ve been right all along?
     
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    @Hoddle is a god
    would you like a wager on the outcome of the vaccine not having a microchip in it
     
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    So this compulsory vaccine that Oxford Uni are developing for Bill Gates, would you like to state now whether it will have a microchip in it to track our movements ?

    You seem to be really knowledgeable about this vaccine that hasn't been implemented yet, so I'd like to get the heads up mate.
     
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  15. Yes, I do.

    Where did they get the money for the “research?”

    Wake up and smell the coffee ffs!
     
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    Wanna wager on microchip as an ingredient
     
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    Just ****ing lol <laugh>
     
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    Where do you think it came from, Bill Gates ?
     
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    Give him a minute to respond mate.

    Just waiting for him to tell me it's from Bill Gates
     
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  20. No.

    Do I take it from your flippancy that you will be volunteering for this vaccine, yeah?
     
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