Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

nah, he'll play a blinder (if we even get near your goal) and all the pundits will say how he's one of the best in the world, even though he's made 'a couple of' blunders in the last 2 years.

 

Long overdue bro.

 

Same bro. I'd show you the best places harvest seaweed too.

 

I think even the pundits are turning the corner now mate. Did you see what Keane said?

 

You've a good chance one might turn up today - I'm not on.

 

Is that a euphemism?

I’m not shagging ya.

Not before the drinks anyway.

 

Man City don't have the fanbase to win an online petition

 

I have seen him slate De Gea, but then Evra piped up that he was wrong. tbh they're mostly ****ing idiots, listening to one of them yesterday (can't remember which one) talking about the class of Lanzini and Anderson, who've both been utter **** for 18months.

 

I'm gonna guess in the sea and on the shore?

 

They change like the wind mate. Pundits are there to **** off whoever is the hottest property at the time.

Remember how great Pukki was beginning of the season, now he’s just a Hot Pie.

 

That does sound like it'd be a laugh, nice mixture of people. Someone would have to translate for me when I'm speaking to Schlem and Comm though.

 

Shhh mate, don't give all my secrets spots away.

 

We should sort that one. @Schlem Boogerman you organise it you useless ****wit.

 

Found some super noodles

 

I can imagine it now...

Tel running around shouting twenty times at anyone who will listen.

I'll be on the hunt for Welsh birds despite being 200 miles away.

Chief advising the pub landlord on how he can improve his ceiling.

Schlem kicking off with the chef because they don't do any beans, gravy and curry combos.

Comm having an argument with a fruit machine.

Tobes advising the fit barmaid on the best place to Google Brexit facts.

Slurps keeping his distance with 3 gal on his arm shaking his head in disbelief at what utter drunken ****tards we all are.

 

Bro I ain’t got no interest in talking about football when I’m out with the lads.

 

only if it looks at me the wrong way....as i'm a total non gambler mate.

 

Game on @Tel

 

Pina Coladas in Canal Street.

 

Blood orange sex on the beach.