The Drunk Thread

Mush, not that I'm proud of it but every time I drink there's an animal that's waiting to come out


You're a ridiculous old ****cunt anyway tbh so I'm not really that interested in conversing with you if I'm perfectly honestly.


Soz about that. Actually that's a lie in ain't sorry at all if I'm honest x

 

I've genuinely sorted myself out quiet and bit these days. Just need occasional blow our every copula months or so x

 

Chuffed for you mate, genuinely.

 

Tobes you know I've got a lot of time for ya... even if we disagree on a lot. Mainly when you're acting like a Google politics expert


All jokes aside though mush you know I got time for you. Just cos no other **** about that I'm picking on Everton xx

 

Fck me I feel trahsrd xxc

 

Love you mate

Had that conversation many times when pissed

 

Jus seen this like

I would have gladly taken a chunk out of Libby

Kaaaant

 

****

 

Mean twat, he's defenceless at the mo

 

**** up Slurpy

 

I’ll make you cry bro...don’t do this

 

Jus jokin Libby

Chill

come back

 

Comet Neowise. Visible throughout July. Last time it passed this close to earth, was just before the French Revolution...

 

Libby

 

An even fifty says he rang an ex bird last night, pledged his undying love, but only has the vaguest memory of having done so. He is now desperately hoping it was a dream.

@Libby , it weren’t a dream mate. All that **** really happened.

 

He's got a date with a tub of KY and a minger later and he doesn't even know it.

 

Just woke up at her house.


Dying.

 

Is this the lass you told us about who likes to wear a strap on ?

 

Dickhead.

Nah it's the one I made loads of promises to last time I got drunk. She's still asleep. Might have to leave.

 

Christ I don't even remember posting all that ****e. What a ****