The Drunk Thread

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I'm not drunk <cheers>

Sorry, what?

You know it’s Friday right? And it’s eeerrrmm you...

Caps tonight off this. I read about a swarm of flying ants over the U.K. that can be seen from ****ing space, then half the entire internet went down, now this. I’m done.
 
Sorry, what?

You know it’s Friday right? And it’s eeerrrmm you...

Caps tonight off this. I read about a swarm of flying ants over the U.K. that can be seen from ****ing space, then half the entire internet went down, now this. I’m done.
I read that, 50 miles it covered <yikes>

Then i went onto read it happens most years on "flying ant day" and it lost it's mystique for me :(
 
Sorry, what?

You know it’s Friday right? And it’s eeerrrmm you...

Caps tonight off this. I read about a swarm of flying ants over the U.K. that can be seen from ****ing space, then half the entire internet went down, now this. I’m done.
I'm in bed before our lass, that's a ****ing first. Hope the **** doesn't come to bed ****faced wanting anal at two in the morning.
 
I'm genuinely so disappointed that no one is up for an argument. Set of boring lightweight ****cunts xx
 
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I'm genuinely so disappointed that no one is up for an argument. Set of boring lightweight ********s xx
I had a couple of rounds with Ginge earlier, that didn’t end well, then HIAG took over as he must have smelt blood. So I’m punched out mate. Soz.

Maybe Comm will arrive shortly, and on recent form he’s defo your man.
 
Let's have it right...

When it comes to drunk posts ya all a bunch of ****ing amateurish.

I'm younger than most but when it comes to drink I'll outdo the lot of ya. My drink problems are a terrible thing but it ultimately means that there's ananimal waiting to come out xx
 
Let's have it right...

When it comes to drunk posts ya all a bunch of ****ing amateurish.

I'm younger than most but when it comes to drink I'll outdo the lot of ya. My drink problems are a terrible thing but it ultimately means that there's ananimal waiting to come out xx

**** me I've just read that back n it comes across like I'm a right ****cunt aha.listen out kids, I'm a personal walking advert for talk to Frank.


What an absolute random dickhead <doh>
 
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I had a couple of rounds with Ginge earlier, that didn’t end well, then HIAG took over as he must have smelt blood. So I’m punched out mate. Soz.

Maybe Comm will arrive shortly, and on recent form he’s defo your man.

I'vegot a lot of time for us Tobes but...


Remember when we Everton was banging on about their famous dugouts...


... and these days you're worse than a team who lost nine nil at home <rofl>
 
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I'vegot a lot of time for us Tobes but...


Remember when we Everton was banging on about their famous dugouts...


... and these days you're worse than a team who lost nine nil at home <rofl>
Talking scribble, you really are pissed aren't you <laugh>
 
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